07-22-2008, 06:36 PM | #1 |
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So Chuck Norris played FFR...
I feel bad for the person he was playing against in MP.
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07-22-2008, 06:38 PM | #2 |
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Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...
He didn't get a full combo. Or any combo.
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07-22-2008, 06:38 PM | #3 |
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Nine quintillion perfects? I'd expect more from Chuck.
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07-22-2008, 06:38 PM | #4 |
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wtf with this runny morning perfect counts
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07-22-2008, 06:42 PM | #5 |
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Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...
good pa
edit" this guy here beats him in score Last edited by heyitsmee; 07-22-2008 at 06:44 PM.. |
07-22-2008, 06:47 PM | #6 |
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*shakes head* I expected more from this thread.
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07-22-2008, 06:51 PM | #7 |
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No one beats Chuck Norris. You see, the reason Chuck Norris's combo didn't show up because it would have broken FFR. He actually had a kazillion combo. He threw in some averages and a boo to make people feel better.
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07-22-2008, 06:57 PM | #8 |
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Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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07-22-2008, 07:03 PM | #9 |
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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07-22-2008, 07:18 PM | #10 |
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Chuci Norris was having sex in the back of a jeep when some of his semen escaped into the tail pipe. We know the result today as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Not because he is ugly, but because not even a mirror is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can end pi. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. I will pwn you all with Chuck Norris jokes. |
07-22-2008, 07:21 PM | #11 |
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Re: So Chuck Norris played FFR...
chuck norris once upper cut a horse, thus making the giraffe.
chuck norris can divide by zero. chuck norris can slam a revolving door. when chuck norris goes surfing, he attacks the sharks.
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07-22-2008, 07:48 PM | #12 |
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I'm dying here
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07-22-2008, 07:51 PM | #13 |
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Theres a site with like 200+ chuck norris jokes. I've read them all, all your jokes are old.
I invented one wutwut. Jesus can heal people, but only Chuck Norris can heal Jesus.
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07-22-2008, 07:53 PM | #14 |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Lame/old ones but I'm done here.
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07-22-2008, 07:54 PM | #15 |
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They were going to invent a Chuck Norris video game, but the plans got canceled because all the buttons did a roundhouse kick.
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07-22-2008, 07:57 PM | #16 |
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You just made my day with this thread, <3!
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger he's not saying **** you he's telling you how many seconds you have to live. The best part of waking up is not Foldgers in your cup. It's knowing that Chuck Morris didn't kill you in your sleep. |
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