Post for Credits

KlingPosnot · 03-23-2008, 09:05 PM

Hey, I wanna get a laugh tonight...doesn't matter if you are good with jokes or not...but if you can think of a joke, no matter how corny...you can win!

1st poster gets 3k
10th gets 2k
and 20th gets 1k

Rules...
1. Must be a joke
2. Can't post same joke twice
3. Must be at least semi-original (only a few people would know about it max)

As a bonus...I will check back on the 25th and put up a poll for my favorite jokes...the winner of that poll will win 4k!

**EnR** · 03-23-2008, 09:06 PM

post

Wut does Jesus and Moses have in common.

Jesus took the wheel, Moses stole the car.

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:06 PM

I beat EnR to 1st post because his isn't a joke

hey have you heard of the guy who posted in the forum
no who was he
enr LoL

**EnR** · 03-23-2008, 09:07 PM

uhm, wtf are you talking about...

**Xception704** · 03-23-2008, 09:07 PM

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ****?

The bucket.

I_like_keys · 03-23-2008, 09:08 PM

So, no matter how crappy the joke is, regardless of even if you tried, the 1st, 10th, and 20th posters get money?

Edit - I'll just post a joke anyway.

An E-mail was sent to a teacher from the principal of the school. The letter says:
"It has come to my attention that a new wave of drugs have spread through the school. The students seem to have become addicted to break fuel."
The teacher was in shock and awe. He quickly called up the principal.
Teacher: "Is it true that the students have started drinking break fuel?! That's horrible!"
Principal: "Oh, don't worry. They can stop whenever they want to."

KlingPosnot · 03-23-2008, 09:09 PM

ENR was first...I never said it had to make sense... XD

Edit: the 1st, 10th, and 20th jokes get the credits...not posts...they have to follow the rules

**EnR** · 03-23-2008, 09:10 PM

YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY

Here's a good joke.

omgitznpv is a joke.

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:10 PM

lmao what

**Xception704** · 03-23-2008, 09:10 PM

How do you know you've been robbed by an asian?

Your dog is gone and your homework is done. Plus the fact that they're still trying to back out of your driveway. (Take no offense asians, I'm also asian)

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:10 PM

**** you

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:10 PM

when omgitznpv double posts

wait

KlingPosnot · 03-23-2008, 09:12 PM

hey Xception704 can you edit your posts to have the punchline plz? XD

edit: oh nice...thats clever ^.^

**Xception704** · 03-23-2008, 09:12 PM

Do I get credits for the 10th post?

Well, technically, I was the 9th, but I've already posted two jokes. xD

//edit: They have the punchline. Highlight to see.

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:13 PM

xception is asian?

avatar change plz

**EnR** · 03-23-2008, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlingPosnot

hey Xception704 can you edit your posts to have the punchline plz? XD

They're in white. Bold the post and you'll see them.

**Xception704** · 03-23-2008, 09:14 PM

Why avatar change?

p.s. do I get credits? xD

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:16 PM

white

omgitznpv · 03-23-2008, 09:16 PM

i screwed a bunny

**Xception704** · 03-23-2008, 09:16 PM

How do you get a blonde to kill herself?

Throw something heavy and shiny into the deep part of a pool. (blondes don't get offended, I'm blonde too ... okay I'm BSing, but please don't get offended XD)

03-23-2008, 09:06 PM	#2
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: Post for Credits post Wut does Jesus and Moses have in common. Jesus took the wheel, Moses stole the car. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-23-2008, 09:07 PM	#4
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: Post for Credits uhm, wtf are you talking about... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-23-2008, 09:07 PM	#5
Xception704 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,984	Re: Post for Credits What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ****? The bucket.

03-23-2008, 09:08 PM	#6
I_like_keys FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 200	Re: Post for Credits So, no matter how crappy the joke is, regardless of even if you tried, the 1st, 10th, and 20th posters get money? Edit - I'll just post a joke anyway. An E-mail was sent to a teacher from the principal of the school. The letter says: "It has come to my attention that a new wave of drugs have spread through the school. The students seem to have become addicted to break fuel." The teacher was in shock and awe. He quickly called up the principal. Teacher: "Is it true that the students have started drinking break fuel?! That's horrible!" Principal: "Oh, don't worry. They can stop whenever they want to." Last edited by I_like_keys; 03-23-2008 at 09:16 PM..

03-23-2008, 09:10 PM	#8
EnR Massive flaming dildos. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A-Town, Ontario Age: 31 Posts: 8,431	Re: Post for Credits YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY Here's a good joke. omgitznpv is a joke. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-23-2008, 09:10 PM	#10
Xception704 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,984	Re: Post for Credits How do you know you've been robbed by an asian? Your dog is gone and your homework is done. Plus the fact that they're still trying to back out of your driveway. (Take no offense asians, I'm also asian)

03-23-2008, 09:12 PM	#14
Xception704 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,984	Re: Post for Credits Do I get credits for the 10th post? Well, technically, I was the 9th, but I've already posted two jokes. xD //edit: They have the punchline. Highlight to see.

03-23-2008, 09:14 PM	#17
Xception704 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,984	Re: Post for Credits Why avatar change? p.s. do I get credits? xD

03-23-2008, 09:16 PM	#20
Xception704 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,984	Re: Post for Credits How do you get a blonde to kill herself? Throw something heavy and shiny into the deep part of a pool. (blondes don't get offended, I'm blonde too ... okay I'm BSing, but please don't get offended XD)

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