Man cuts off his catfish.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 09-3-2007, 06:24 PM

http://www.expatica.com/actual/artic...story_id=43445

A friend showed me this article. It's kind of old news, but funny anyways.

**Xception704** · 09-3-2007, 06:28 PM

*cringe*

**DrugstoreCowboy** · 09-3-2007, 06:37 PM

that...

is not good.

NarutoFoxDemon · 09-3-2007, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NarutoFoxDemon

"The newspaper said it was not known if the man’s penis could be sewn back."

I don't think he wanted to have it sewn back on, xD

EDIT: Jeez, why his catfish ;3;

Engler · 09-3-2007, 06:43 PM

Sounds like he had some fapping problems.

**Xception704** · 09-3-2007, 06:45 PM

NSFW.

Tokzic · 09-3-2007, 07:54 PM

oh come on it's not like there are pictures

**freakysnots** · 09-3-2007, 07:56 PM

Omg... He must be *some religion here*ish.

**ogmsband** · 09-3-2007, 07:57 PM

sux to be him

**DarkManticoreX2** · 09-3-2007, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ogmsband

no sux for him

Fix'd

**DarkbearX** · 09-3-2007, 08:01 PM

I'm thoroughly inspired.

THIS GUY IS A MARTYR! I'll brb...

NarutoFoxDemon · 09-3-2007, 08:01 PM

Uh oh...

Afrobean · 09-4-2007, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokzic

oh come on it's not like there are pictures

for pictures go to 4chan.org/b/

note: that url won't actually work rofl

In all seriousity, though, you see people cutting off their penis on a daily basis there. And thanks to /b/, I've even seen a video of a man cutting off his penis, then immediately annihilating his testicles-- not just cutting them off, but DESTROYING them.

ps in b4 rules 1 and 2

SammyWinchester · 09-4-2007, 08:39 AM

That would seriously hurt. *cringes*

**windsurfer-sp** · 09-4-2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrobean

for pictures go to 4chan.org/b/

note: that url won't actually work rofl

In all seriousity, though, you see people cutting off their penis on a daily basis there. And thanks to /b/, I've even seen a video of a man cutting off his penis, then immediately annihilating his testicles-- not just cutting them off, but DESTROYING them.

ps in b4 rules 1 and 2

Go the net and its many blessings to man-kind.

**DarkProdigy** · 09-4-2007, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Article

He was bleeding heavily.

No, really?

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Article

There was also a suggestion he may be suffering from psychological problems.

No, really?

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 09-4-2007, 08:55 AM

I wonder who got to keep his penis, since they couldn't sew it back on.

**windsurfer-sp** · 09-4-2007, 09:05 AM

Look your not having it. Ok after im done with it.

GuidoHunter · 09-4-2007, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrobean

for pictures go to 4chan.org/b/

note: that url won't actually work rofl

In all seriousity, though, you see people cutting off their penis on a daily basis there. And thanks to /b/, I've even seen a video of a man cutting off his penis, then immediately annihilating his testicles-- not just cutting them off, but DESTROYING them.

ps in b4 rules 1 and 2

It was once posted here.

Of note: there was use of a hatchet.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

**Windscarredfaith** · 09-4-2007, 12:28 PM

That was a poorly written article. Lol. But yeah. How's he supposed to pee now? o__O''

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