Nipples and pie? :p

Crymson · 07-8-2003, 07:55 PM

I think this can be another basic finish the story thread :P Instead of only using 1 or 2 words however, use what you like and make sense :P

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to.... ---- continue

G'day

Bittabe-be · 07-8-2003, 08:00 PM

check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so i....

Brainmaster07 · 07-8-2003, 10:12 PM

Decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I...

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 12:24 AM

Kicked a dog

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 12:38 AM

and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest george foreman grill

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 12:39 AM

So George Foreman himself could cook it and call it

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 12:46 AM

mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood!

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:05 AM

And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:22 AM

and mr. george foreman replies, "with what?"

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:24 AM

And that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!"

Brainmaster07 · 07-9-2003, 01:39 AM

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:40 AM

and the super-intelligent food nutritionist with a degree in physics (who was very suspiciously wearing blood-soaked over-alls) said, "if the rats initial velocity was 402 meters per second (as the campells guy did telepathically mention), then it would have spontaneously combusted .33 seconds (which isn't very spontaneous now, is it? i told you she was suspicious) before it hit the dog. so I propose you try something more efficient this time."

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainmaster07

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

But reading this makes the question arise, does coffee bleed?

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scorpio1690

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainmaster07

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

what do you mean? my english teacher would take a shat on me if she saw this load of bullmilk!

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:44 AM

Well he thinks 9 out of 10 bricks are soft :P

jewpinthethird · 07-9-2003, 01:46 AM

Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do? You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.

It begins from Scorpio's "And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!"

Everybody looked at Mr. Campbells man in disgust. What kind of sick freak would shot a dog? Offended by his remarks, the mass of people turn into an angry mob. Mr. Campbells quickly ran for cover....only to find all exits blocked. Then Campbells remember his trusty revolver, the one he used to kill the dog with, under his fur coat, which was made out of the hid of the dog that he shot.

He waved the gun in the air, egging people on to attack him.
"Hey, maybe I'll get me a human-hid coat out of all this".
A tall man stepped up, placing his forehead to the end of the revolver's barrel.

"Go ahead" said the Tall Man in a deep, raspy voice. "I dare you."

"If you insist" replied Mr. Campbell as he squezed the trigger, spraying a mist of warm blood onto the mob.

The crowd screamed in terror, rushing to all the exits as fast as they could. Mr. Campbell held his head high in pride.

"I done killed meself the most dangerous of all creatures." he said with a twisted smirk on his face. "Now," He said lifting the lifeless body of the Tall Man, "I make my exit".

I sat in horror hardly believing the terror that lie before me. Chaos every which way. "Why doesnt somebody do something?" I thought to myself. "Mr. Campbell is just a fat guy with a revolver." I was not prepared for what happened next. George Foreman leeped into the air calling "MEEEEGAAAAAA FUUUUUURRYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

I gazed in astonishment. "Do my eyes decieve me?! Could this really be happening?!" I thought out load. "This cant truly be happening!! George Foreman's Grill....it-it-it TURNED IN TO A MECHA!!! HOLY SH*T!!!" As an Otaku, the very thought of mechas actually existing brought esctasy to my brain....but to see a real live mecha transform right before my eyes, it brought esctasy to my crouch.....

(This has nothing to do with the story, but seriously, I need limits. I also feel that I went a little over board with out that whole esctasy in the crouch part....feel free to ignore that part)

Brainmaster07 · 07-9-2003, 01:46 AM

"*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

But reading this makes the question arise, does coffee bleed?"

Well... If you put blood in the coffee it could bleed. I wonder if that would be classified as bleeding

.

Brainmaster07 · 07-9-2003, 01:48 AM

lol, nice story jepwin.

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:49 AM

But then we all must be filled with......

(Tune in next week to find out!)

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 02:03 AM

think about this

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do?

and this

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.

if there was ever time when the phrase 'pot calling the kettle back' would apply, it's now

07-8-2003, 07:55 PM	#1
Crymson FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: I'm omnipotent. So there. Posts: 168	Nipples and pie? :p I think this can be another basic finish the story thread :P Instead of only using 1 or 2 words however, use what you like and make sense :P After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to.... ---- continue G'day

07-8-2003, 08:00 PM	#2
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so i.... __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

07-8-2003, 10:12 PM	#3
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	Decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I... __________________

07-9-2003, 12:38 AM	#5
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest george foreman grill __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 12:46 AM	#7
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 12:24 AM	#4
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	Kicked a dog

07-9-2003, 12:39 AM	#6
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	So George Foreman himself could cook it and call it

07-9-2003, 01:05 AM	#8
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!

07-9-2003, 01:22 AM	#9
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	and mr. george foreman replies, "with what?" __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 01:24 AM	#10
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	And that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!"

07-9-2003, 01:39 AM	#11
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	Turning into an epic novel... After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!". __________________

07-9-2003, 01:40 AM	#12
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	and the super-intelligent food nutritionist with a degree in physics (who was very suspiciously wearing blood-soaked over-alls) said, "if the rats initial velocity was 402 meters per second (as the campells guy did telepathically mention), then it would have spontaneously combusted .33 seconds (which isn't very spontaneous now, is it? i told you she was suspicious) before it hit the dog. so I propose you try something more efficient this time."

07-9-2003, 01:44 AM	#15
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	Well he thinks 9 out of 10 bricks are soft :P

07-9-2003, 01:46 AM	#16
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do? You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it. It begins from Scorpio's "And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!" Everybody looked at Mr. Campbells man in disgust. What kind of sick freak would shot a dog? Offended by his remarks, the mass of people turn into an angry mob. Mr. Campbells quickly ran for cover....only to find all exits blocked. Then Campbells remember his trusty revolver, the one he used to kill the dog with, under his fur coat, which was made out of the hid of the dog that he shot. He waved the gun in the air, egging people on to attack him. "Hey, maybe I'll get me a human-hid coat out of all this". A tall man stepped up, placing his forehead to the end of the revolver's barrel. "Go ahead" said the Tall Man in a deep, raspy voice. "I dare you." "If you insist" replied Mr. Campbell as he squezed the trigger, spraying a mist of warm blood onto the mob. The crowd screamed in terror, rushing to all the exits as fast as they could. Mr. Campbell held his head high in pride. "I done killed meself the most dangerous of all creatures." he said with a twisted smirk on his face. "Now," He said lifting the lifeless body of the Tall Man, "I make my exit". I sat in horror hardly believing the terror that lie before me. Chaos every which way. "Why doesnt somebody do something?" I thought to myself. "Mr. Campbell is just a fat guy with a revolver." I was not prepared for what happened next. George Foreman leeped into the air calling "MEEEEGAAAAAA FUUUUUURRYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I gazed in astonishment. "Do my eyes decieve me?! Could this really be happening?!" I thought out load. "This cant truly be happening!! George Foreman's Grill....it-it-it TURNED IN TO A MECHA!!! HOLY SH*T!!!" As an Otaku, the very thought of mechas actually existing brought esctasy to my brain....but to see a real live mecha transform right before my eyes, it brought esctasy to my crouch..... (This has nothing to do with the story, but seriously, I need limits. I also feel that I went a little over board with out that whole esctasy in the crouch part....feel free to ignore that part)

07-9-2003, 01:48 AM	#18
Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	lol, nice story jepwin. __________________

07-9-2003, 01:49 AM	#19
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	But then we all must be filled with...... (Tune in next week to find out!)

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