I want to become a vibrator

**Artic_counter** · 05-10-2009, 09:22 PM

So yeah, I really want to learn how to vibrate but I don't know where to start. I consider myself pretty decent at StepMania but I have a certain weakness when it comes to jacks so I was wondering if you knew where I could start practicing and if you could give me tips.

cedolad · 05-10-2009, 09:23 PM

Is sad the thread title caught my attention, thinking of a different kind of vibrator? ;_;

get a stop watch, go into Microsoft Word, start the stop watch with the opposite hand you're using (should trade between hands often), vibrate using the keys you use, then stop at about 10 secs or so. And count how many characters you hit. then aim to beat that, and keep trying.

**Artic_counter** · 05-10-2009, 09:25 PM

Lol it was done on purpose xD Best way to get a lot of people to view my thread xD

**dandandamdandan1111** · 05-10-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Artic_counter

Lol it was done on purpose xD Best way to get a lot of people to view my thread xD

lol thats why i came. (thats what he said,) but on a more serious note, i dont really know if one can learn to vibr9. but you could try i guess. just tense up your arms, practice on desks at school or something.

**DossarLX ODI** · 05-10-2009, 09:27 PM

It's mainl done with wrist motions

cedolad · 05-10-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dandandamdandan1111

lol thats why i came. (thats what he said,) but on a more serious note, i dont really know if one can learn to vibr9. but you could try i guess. just tense up your arms, practice on desks at school or something.

what's a virba9?

**funmonkey54** · 05-10-2009, 09:32 PM

Well, I would suggest starting by eating out girls with a smaller vagina. Then, as you gradually increased to your preferred vaginal opening size, begin moving your head from side to side gradually faster with your tongue deeply inserted into the aforementioned crotch. As time goes on, your speed, endurance, accuracy and general ability to provide pleasure will improve.

**dandandamdandan1111** · 05-10-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cedolad

what's a virba9?

haha shut the fuck up

YaBoySM · 05-10-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Well, I would suggest starting by eating out girls with a smaller vagina. Then, as you gradually increased to your preferred vaginal opening size, begin moving your head from side to side gradually faster with your tongue deeply inserted into the aforementioned crotch. As time goes on, your speed, endurance, accuracy and general ability to provide pleasure will improve.

I'm tempted to sig this, should I?

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Originally Posted by DossarLX ODI

It's mainl done with wrist motions

Listen to this guy, he's one of the best.

Also, I made this thread awhile ago that might seem helpful: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=104855

cedolad · 05-10-2009, 10:15 PM

omg a smart post by you. Keep it up. Keep posting like that. Yes, no more gay posts. Keep doing that.

**bender5** · 05-10-2009, 10:30 PM

I think you might just need to change your batteries dude.

Oh wait...

**bmah** · 05-10-2009, 10:35 PM

The first thing that came to my mind when reading the topic title was "I want to have arthritis".

who_cares973 · 05-10-2009, 10:38 PM

you seem to have the speed judging from the videos ive seen

Mr. Bob · 05-10-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by YaBoySM

I'm tempted to sig this, should I?

no, you shouldn't because it isn't remotely humorous

**virus003** · 05-10-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by YaBoySM

I'm tempted to sig this, should I?

dude you don't ****ing ask the public about whether you should sig something or not

YaBoySM · 05-10-2009, 11:21 PM

*Rubs cock gently, then pulls it off*

NFD · 05-10-2009, 11:23 PM

Stop that YaBoy, just leave FFR you liar.

**virus003** · 05-10-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by YaBoySM

*Rubs cock gently, then pulls it off*

dude go finish your mother****ing pack so you can leave already
plz plz go finish it

lukestepwalker · 05-11-2009, 03:59 AM

just jack off a lil bit

**nuclearsamurai** · 05-11-2009, 04:01 AM

Coming from the guy that jACk hAMMers LiKe CrAzY.

05-10-2009, 09:22 PM	#1
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 30 Posts: 1,002	I want to become a vibrator So yeah, I really want to learn how to vibrate but I don't know where to start. I consider myself pretty decent at StepMania but I have a certain weakness when it comes to jacks so I was wondering if you knew where I could start practicing and if you could give me tips. __________________

05-10-2009, 09:23 PM	#2
cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: I want to become a vibrator Is sad the thread title caught my attention, thinking of a different kind of vibrator? ;_; get a stop watch, go into Microsoft Word, start the stop watch with the opposite hand you're using (should trade between hands often), vibrate using the keys you use, then stop at about 10 secs or so. And count how many characters you hit. then aim to beat that, and keep trying. __________________

05-10-2009, 09:25 PM	#3
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 30 Posts: 1,002	Re: I want to become a vibrator Lol it was done on purpose xD Best way to get a lot of people to view my thread xD __________________

05-10-2009, 09:27 PM	#5
DossarLX ODI Batch Manager Game Manager, Song Release Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: USA Age: 29 Posts: 14,866	Re: I want to become a vibrator It's mainl done with wrist motions

05-10-2009, 09:32 PM	#7
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: I want to become a vibrator Well, I would suggest starting by eating out girls with a smaller vagina. Then, as you gradually increased to your preferred vaginal opening size, begin moving your head from side to side gradually faster with your tongue deeply inserted into the aforementioned crotch. As time goes on, your speed, endurance, accuracy and general ability to provide pleasure will improve. __________________

05-10-2009, 10:15 PM	#10
cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: I want to become a vibrator omg a smart post by you. Keep it up. Keep posting like that. Yes, no more gay posts. Keep doing that. __________________

05-10-2009, 10:30 PM	#11
bender5 The 40% Iron Chef Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Denver Age: 33 Posts: 4,894	Re: I want to become a vibrator I think you might just need to change your batteries dude. Oh wait... __________________

05-10-2009, 10:35 PM	#12
bmah shots FIRED Global Moderator, User Support, Judge Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB Age: 36 Posts: 8,448	Re: I want to become a vibrator The first thing that came to my mind when reading the topic title was "I want to have arthritis".

05-10-2009, 10:38 PM	#13
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: I want to become a vibrator you seem to have the speed judging from the videos ive seen __________________

05-10-2009, 11:21 PM	#16
YaBoySM FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Milky Way Posts: 532	Re: I want to become a vibrator Rubs cock gently, then pulls it off

05-10-2009, 11:23 PM	#17
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: I want to become a vibrator Stop that YaBoy, just leave FFR you liar. __________________

05-11-2009, 03:59 AM	#19
lukestepwalker NEVER GOIN PRO Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 35 Posts: 1,137	Re: I want to become a vibrator just jack off a lil bit

05-11-2009, 04:01 AM	#20
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