Weirdest dream?

[leonid]

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[leonid]

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[Dr Tran]

i had a dream the other night that i was at a theme park and me and a group of friends were going to ride this roller coaster. so we go to get on the ride and everything just turns 45 degrees clockwise and we all start sliding down. and this one chick i have a crush on gets stuck on the tracks and she asked me to **** her. as i go to pull her out so i can do my thing she gets run over by the roller coaster cart and dies. so then this other chick comes to comfort me and we sex.

[rajdaddy]

Originally Posted by Dr Tran

i had a dream the other night that i was at a theme park and me and a group of friends were going to ride this roller coaster. so we go to get on the ride and everything just turns 45 degrees clockwise and we all start sliding down. and this one chick i have a crush on gets stuck on the tracks and she asked me to **** her. as i go to pull her out so i can do my thing she gets run over by the roller coaster cart and dies. so then this other chick comes to comfort me and we sex.

Final Destination 5: Trains for Tran.

[Spenner]

Pretty much every dream I have is my weirdest dream.

I'll just tell the one I had last night:

I was in an auditorium unwillingly staring at the back of this one girl's head, then we warped to the corner of an amusement park, where she was circled by five guys. My eyes couldn't move, and the guy began pushing me away, so I let him push me. I was angry at him, so I went back in time and beat the **** out of him, then went back in time again to be pushed away again unwillingly. After that I ventured sadly to one of those spinning swing rides, though it was about a mile in diameter. I didn't go on it. Instead I tried to climb a 90 degree grassy cliff full of huge spiders and those big poisonous tropical flowers, cringing with every time I placed my hand down. There were like camel spiders the size of cucumbers there, and I woke up shaky because I do not like spiders very much :/ --- anyways I didn't make it to the top, at the last pull my hands were too bitten and scratched to go any further, so I fell backwards.

I've had far weirder though, too many weirder ones to count or tell though :/

[StajahRee]

Originally Posted by Dr Tran

i had a dream the other night that i was at a theme park and me and a group of friends were going to ride this roller coaster. so we go to get on the ride and everything just turns 45 degrees clockwise and we all start sliding down. and this one chick i have a crush on gets stuck on the tracks and she asked me to **** her. as i go to pull her out so i can do my thing she gets run over by the roller coaster cart and dies. so then this other chick comes to comfort me and we sex.

Same thing happened to me except I kept shagging her.

[Flaming_Dingleberry]

Originally Posted by Dr Tran

is it because you're gay

That's pretty much the only meaning behind my previous statement that makes sense.

I thought it was obvious that I was saying I was gay.

To clarify, I was saying I was gay.