10-26-2009, 12:18 PM | #1 | |
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Weirdest dream?
I had the weirdest dream last night!
So I was walking with my friend Timir, and he suggested I should be a massage therapist, so I was like 'alright!' Next thing I knew there was a massage table in front of me and 3 people ran up and were like "Ill pay you 1000$ for a massage"And they each gave a zip lock bag with a 1000$ bucks in it. So I gave them all massages really fast. Then I started walking again and I check the 3 bags, and it turned out that one of em had like 1000 free piano lessons? 1000 fake dollars, and the last one was just rubber stamps. So, I was like "damn" and I was alone now, so I went to my new dealers house and I told him I wanted to buy an ounce and he pointed to the ounce and told me to grab it, the ounce was in a bag that resembled something I would see in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart. Anyway I started counting out my fake money for a minute, then I woke up. Pretty intense stuff lol. Post your weirdest dreams! I would def love to read em.
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10-26-2009, 12:21 PM | #2 |
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i remember 90% of my dreams and most of them are pretty weird/messed up.
When i was on my college retreat two weeks ago, i dreamt i hung myself in the bathroom. i suppose thats kinda weird |
10-26-2009, 12:22 PM | #3 |
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i haven't remembered a dream for over a month.
i have a tough time recalling them for some reason. |
10-26-2009, 12:30 PM | #4 | |
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Jeez well thats def weird, especially if your generally a happy person. Or are you? idk.
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10-26-2009, 12:33 PM | #5 |
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The weirdest dream I can recall is when I killed my entire family with a knife.
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10-26-2009, 12:40 PM | #6 |
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My weird dreams are too weird to explain in words -- they're too abstract and full of random memory-association crunches to the point where it just wouldn't make much sense.
But the weirdest coherent dream I've ever had was probably where everything was in a weird state of time warp -- different stages of my life melded together into one environment.
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10-26-2009, 12:58 PM | #7 |
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My dream only consists of taking exams I have prepared nada for, or starting a lab assignment that's due in 30 minutes.
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10-26-2009, 01:34 PM | #8 |
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I had a dream where a meteorite struck my school. Pretty intense stuff. lol
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10-26-2009, 03:02 PM | #9 |
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The only weird parts of my dreams I can remember are about going to school, but everything ends up stained with blood and with random things like touhou characters shooting danmaku that look like FFR arrows. Then I usually stab something, get chased by lolis and end up on a dinosaur or inside a whale, or some other animal.
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10-26-2009, 03:08 PM | #10 |
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I find that dreams are especially influenced, at least for me, by whatever I'm doing before I go to bed.
Which is why I always watch porn before I zzzzz.
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10-26-2009, 04:02 PM | #11 | |
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I think thats how it is for everyone actually most times. Depends on your thoughts before sleep and other things but whatever. My most crazy dreams are usually scary ones sadly... |
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10-26-2009, 04:05 PM | #12 |
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I dream of my cousins coming on to me demanding sex.
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10-26-2009, 04:20 PM | #13 |
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I dreamt the same thing 3 times in a row. I wonder what that means...
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10-26-2009, 04:22 PM | #14 |
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10-26-2009, 09:30 PM | #15 |
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Alright i have two.
Most Recent: I observed two terrorists mixing some liquids i can only assume were explosive. They had plastic covers on their heads, no clue why. Anyway, they were pulling the liquid out of a coke fridge, and one of them noticed me and threw a bottle at me. It hit the ground, broke, and did nothing. I said i wouldn't tell anyone what they were doing and then they were like cool, a bar appeared out of nothingness, one terrorist ripped off his head cover, turned to the bartender with 3 of the containers and said "Vodka, about 40 liters should do". He then asked for 30 limes, poured lemon juice on the bar and started kneading the limes in to the tune of The Unforgiven by Metallica. Then i woke up. A While Ago: My friends and i were playing football in some random field with a fence around it (which is already weird cuz i ****in hate sports). I was about to score a touchdown, when suddenly a flying house with 2 massive, high pressure hoses came at us, shooting the water through the fence. We ran to take cover behind these tin walls in trenches, that seemed to have been put there for defending against the flying house. That's all i can remember. |
10-26-2009, 10:11 PM | #16 |
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I forget most of my dreams after a couple of weeks or so. For some reason though, there are dreams I don't forget. there just so weird that I remember them as if I had them the night before. One of witch I had when I was 4 or 5. They always seem to be the most vivid.
Some of the dreams I have had recently all end with everything getting real bright and contrasty and things falling from the sky. Another strange thing is that sometimes I have dreams when falling asleep for 20 minutes that seem to last an hour.
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All of my dreams are totally realistic with nothing out of the ordinary, until I have sex with a woman.
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10-27-2009, 12:01 AM | #18 |
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10-27-2009, 12:18 AM | #19 |
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I dreamed that synthlight had a soul.
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10-27-2009, 01:06 AM | #20 |
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I had this crazy sexual dream involving my lesbian encounter with some babe. We were all making out & sht when she starts to go down on me. I do my thing & blow my load or whatever. Then it's her turn. So I go down on this chick, & usually pussys look like pink roses, but hers looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise. I felt obligated to get her to cream because she did me the favor but there was no way I was putting my face or fingers down there. So what do I do? Well, my friend, being the genius I am, I improv. I break out the latex gloves & suggest that we play 'doctor' & whip out this HUGE vibrator, The UltraVibe5000, which gets the job done. I could tell by how long it took & by the noises coming from her twat that this chick was used goods. Then I woke up next to your sister & realised that this wasn't a dream at all...
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