Man dies in a chocolate factory - Page 2

cedolad · 07-8-2009, 10:58 PM

Death by backed up semen sounds fun.

jugglinguy · 07-8-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MrRubix

Better than death by semen.

But they're equally delicio...

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cedolad

**** Willy Wonka died?

AAAAAHH!! I lol'd so hard! XD

**virus003** · 07-8-2009, 11:56 PM

oh boy
I love bits of human in my chocolate.

lord_carbo · 07-9-2009, 02:20 AM

yo if ya gotta die, man, that's the way to go out

cedolad · 07-9-2009, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncreative

I wonder if they made his dead corpse into an edible chocolate man.

Ahahahahaha. This is epic. I would so buy his weiner lmfao

**psychoangel691** · 07-9-2009, 03:52 AM

all I can say is wow lol

ShAiOnEi · 07-9-2009, 03:52 AM

Damn that's ****ed up.

**Ghakimx** · 07-9-2009, 04:55 AM

When I read the title, the first thing to hit me was 'Charlie died in a chocolate factory?' then I lol'd my ass off, and then the source decides to make a reference to the movie! How nice! But it's sad for the man, to say the least.

MrDespair · 07-9-2009, 09:28 AM

Ugh thats gotta be one of the worst ways to die. I have nightmares about that ****. Getting all your bones and limbs ripped off while drowning in the mixture waiting for one of the things to finally kill you as you are whisked about.

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 07-9-2009, 10:57 AM

Sounds like a terrible way to go... And an awesome way at the same time.

**Emo_Saur_** · 07-9-2009, 11:02 AM

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# Bryson Says:
July 8th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

if it was nutella, then THAT would be how i would like to go

haha I read the comments on the page.

**XxXMetalheadXxX** · 07-9-2009, 11:06 AM

Oh what a bummer...just keep a look out that there's no eyeballs or anything in your chocolate bunnies for easter next year. Might get a speshul surprise.

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Originally Posted by cedolad

Ahahahahaha. This is epic. I would so buy his weiner lmfao

ROFL. I think that'd be a #1 seller on ebay.

Crashfan3 · 07-9-2009, 12:27 PM

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Vincent Smith II, a man in New Jersey died after he plunged into a Vat of chocolate, at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant where he was working as a temp.

Nice word usage... was it really an accident?

**Adamaja456** · 07-9-2009, 01:07 PM

it would be silly if there was a security tape and just happen to catch it on tape :P

**ooobl.** · 07-9-2009, 01:25 PM

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# Bryson Says:
July 8th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

if it was nutella, then THAT would be how i would like to go

**Oni-Paranoia** · 07-9-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Adamaja456

it would be silly if there was a security tape and just happen to catch it on tape :P

That would make my year

**Dorby** · 07-9-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by [TeRa]

That had to of have scary as ****.

translation?

MalReynolds · 07-9-2009, 01:46 PM

Has anyone seen Augustus.

MilkChan · 07-9-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Has anyone seen Augustus.

i hate you i was gonna be the first to make an augustus joke

07-8-2009, 10:58 PM	#21
cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory Death by backed up semen sounds fun. __________________

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lord_carbo FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: fighting villains from afar, NJ Age: 32 Posts: 6,222	Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory yo if ya gotta die, man, that's the way to go out __________________ last.fm

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ShAiOnEi FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,109	Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory Damn that's ****ed up. __________________ I love my son Auron Epic thread killer

07-9-2009, 04:55 AM	#29
Ghakimx Cutie&Handshaking Sounds Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Xingapore Posts: 1,594	Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory When I read the title, the first thing to hit me was 'Charlie died in a chocolate factory?' then I lol'd my ass off, and then the source decides to make a reference to the movie! How nice! But it's sad for the man, to say the least. __________________ I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR. Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

07-9-2009, 09:28 AM	#30
MrDespair FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 37	Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory Ugh thats gotta be one of the worst ways to die. I have nightmares about that **. Getting all your bones and limbs ripped off while drowning in the mixture waiting for one of the things to finally kill you as you are whisked about. __________________ I'm in despair! This forum has left me in despair! OH YEAH!**

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07-9-2009, 01:46 PM	#39
MalReynolds CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: A Denny's Bathroom. Age: 36 Posts: 6,571	Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory Has anyone seen Augustus. __________________ "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline." "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!

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