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07-4-2009, 01:34 AM | #1 |
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly. Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old. Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie. When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee. Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty. Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. |
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