Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

merryandherclitoris · 06-27-2008, 09:59 PM

It's a friday night, and because FFR video chat happens to be down, you decide to give in to your guilt, and by your mother a last minute birthday present. However, as you are checking out of Hallmark, the cashier's fflesh begins to peel a tad. You realize your horror movie dreams have just come true.

You are a victim of a mass zombie invasion.

You've got some work to do, the are deteriorating teeny boppers to be slaughtered everywhere. Therefore I ask you three questions to determine your fate;

-which weapon would you choose to have with you?
-which song would be your slaughter-theme?
-which one person would you choose to have by your side?

**aperson** · 06-27-2008, 10:00 PM

I choose a gun and shoot you in the face for making a stupid thread the end

PseudoNymX · 06-27-2008, 10:02 PM

WEAPON: Rapier. I need a non-ammunition-dependent weapon for close quarters, and nothing is quite as classy as the rapier. For long range, I can just grab a crossbow from a store.

SONG: Raining Blood, by Slayer. I can't imagine anything better for slaughtering an army of zombies.

PERSON: Spencer Scurr. He knows how to make various explosives, knows first aid, and is the most violent person I know.

merryandherclitoris · 06-27-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PseudoNymX

PERSON: Spencer Scurr. He knows how to make various explosives, knows first aid, and is the most violent person I know.

Spencer said he'd choose you, because he was unsure of my zombie killing technique. I suppose I would choose you also, if your sais came in a bundle package.

PseudoNymX · 06-27-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by merryandherclitoris

Spencer said he'd choose you, because he was unsure of my zombie killing technique. I suppose I would choose you also, if your sais came in a bundle package.

Of course they do. =D

Cloud0005 · 06-27-2008, 10:23 PM

Weapon: The Gunblade from Final Fantasy 8 called LionHeart

Song: Indestructible

Person: GOKU!!!!!!!!

Hi zuri

Crashfan3 · 06-27-2008, 10:24 PM

WEAPON: M4A1 Sub-Machine gun. High powered projectile-firing weapons are of course the best bet in a situation where your enemy is strong, but slow and can only fight close range. Trust me, I'd know.

SONG: Drowning Pool - Bodies. Because what else is better while you're letting bodies hit the floor?

PERSON: A lot of people from the FFR Forums I'd like to pick. However, sorry cyber-friends, I'd have to choose my IRL friend Zachary Edmonton. I don't believe there is anyone on this earth who has played more zombie-themed games, or watched more zombie-themed movies than this guy. There's not a thing he doesn't know about zombies, and I'd feel safe with him at his side. His weapon would likely be a katana, and his song would definitely be something by Megadeth.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd again. I'll have to be faster than that if I plan on taking on an undead army.
EDIT: Haha~ I got Cloud hooked on Disturbed.~

Cloud0005 · 06-27-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashfan3

EDIT: Haha~ I got Cloud hooked on Disturbed.~

hush you

**MooMoo_Cowfreak** · 06-27-2008, 10:29 PM

Weapon - Stick, because you can't get more manly that beating a zombie to death with a stick.

Song - Mary Had a Little Lamb. Need I say more?

Person - aperson lolololol

Sullyman2007 · 06-27-2008, 10:46 PM

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-which weapon would you choose to have with you?
-which song would be your slaughter-theme?
-which one person would you choose to have by your side?

- I would totally use a flamethrower of some kind and watch them melt <3
- Probably something by Disturbed, or Slayer. Thrash would make it epic.
- I'd solo that ****.

lxrowe · 06-27-2008, 10:47 PM

Weapon: Keyboard.
Song: Take This Life - In Flames
Person: phe0nixblade

talN64 · 06-27-2008, 10:48 PM

Weapon: duel pistols named Love and Wrath
Music....same as Pheonix
Person: phe0nixblade....why you ask? Why Not I answer... and cause he's the friend i've had the longest...why not make it longer

**MooMoo_Cowfreak** · 06-27-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by phe0nixblade

Weapon: Wooden Blade from Tales of Symphonia, so instead of beating just the game with it, I would have beat life

Yeah ok stick better by far.

talN64 · 06-27-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MooMoo_Cowfreak

Yeah ok stick better by far.

except he'd get a title for killing them with wooden swords
= D

**MooMoo_Cowfreak** · 06-27-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by talN64

except he'd get a title for killing them with wooden swords
= D

No that's just wrong. I don't even get the logic there. Yeah stick kills.

**Mans0n** · 06-27-2008, 11:15 PM

Weapon: Giant key.
Song: Lonely (marathon in SM)
Friend: My dog Baley. shes a bordie collie and can ****ing hunt.

Professor Raine · 06-27-2008, 11:27 PM

A case of cyanide so I can kill myself and the rest of my family can do the same.

Flash_G0D · 06-27-2008, 11:27 PM

Weapon: Sniper rifle(berrt .50 cal)
Song: mad world by gary jules
My homie cheesecube666 just cuz he'd love to kick some zombie ass

Zolo_0 · 06-27-2008, 11:43 PM

Thor's hammer + odinforce
:=

Raveren · 06-27-2008, 11:47 PM

Person: A clone of myself. Seriously, how much better teamwork can you get if you know what your partner is thinking?

Song: Hamster Dance. There's nothing more adrenaline pumping.

Weapon: My ****ing mind.

06-27-2008, 09:59 PM	#1
merryandherclitoris FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4	Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. It's a friday night, and because FFR video chat happens to be down, you decide to give in to your guilt, and by your mother a last minute birthday present. However, as you are checking out of Hallmark, the cashier's fflesh begins to peel a tad. You realize your horror movie dreams have just come true. You are a victim of a mass zombie invasion. You've got some work to do, the are deteriorating teeny boppers to be slaughtered everywhere. Therefore I ask you three questions to determine your fate; -which weapon would you choose to have with you? -which song would be your slaughter-theme? -which one person would you choose to have by your side?

06-27-2008, 10:00 PM	#2
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. I choose a gun and shoot you in the face for making a stupid thread the end

06-27-2008, 10:02 PM	#3
PseudoNymX FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 7	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. WEAPON: Rapier. I need a non-ammunition-dependent weapon for close quarters, and nothing is quite as classy as the rapier. For long range, I can just grab a crossbow from a store. SONG: Raining Blood, by Slayer. I can't imagine anything better for slaughtering an army of zombies. PERSON: Spencer Scurr. He knows how to make various explosives, knows first aid, and is the most violent person I know. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

06-27-2008, 10:23 PM	#6
Cloud0005 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Realm of FFR Posts: 1,022	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Weapon: The Gunblade from Final Fantasy 8 called LionHeart Song: Indestructible Person: GOKU!!!!!!!! Hi zuri Last edited by Cloud0005; 06-27-2008 at 10:26 PM..

06-27-2008, 10:24 PM	#7
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. WEAPON: M4A1 Sub-Machine gun. High powered projectile-firing weapons are of course the best bet in a situation where your enemy is strong, but slow and can only fight close range. Trust me, I'd know. SONG: *Drowning Pool - Bodies.* Because what else is better while you're letting bodies hit the floor? PERSON: A lot of people from the FFR Forums I'd like to pick. However, sorry cyber-friends, I'd have to choose my IRL friend Zachary Edmonton. I don't believe there is anyone on this earth who has played more zombie-themed games, or watched more zombie-themed movies than this guy. There's not a thing he doesn't know about zombies, and I'd feel safe with him at his side. His weapon would likely be a katana, and his song would definitely be something by Megadeth. EDIT: Damn, ninja'd again. I'll have to be faster than that if I plan on taking on an undead army. EDIT: Haha~ I got Cloud hooked on Disturbed.~ __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

06-27-2008, 10:47 PM	#11
lxrowe FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Australia Age: 33 Posts: 1	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Weapon: Keyboard. Song: Take This Life - In Flames Person: phe0nixblade __________________ 29.79 second solve! [Cube Dismemberment Association]

06-27-2008, 10:48 PM	#12
talN64 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 24	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Weapon: duel pistols named Love and Wrath Music....same as Pheonix Person: phe0nixblade....why you ask? Why Not I answer... and cause he's the friend i've had the longest...why not make it longer

06-27-2008, 11:15 PM	#16
Mans0n Sun and Stars Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Californ.i.a. Age: 29 Posts: 2,907	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Weapon: Giant key. Song: Lonely (marathon in SM) Friend: My dog Baley. shes a bordie collie and can ****ing hunt. __________________ http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/Br0wnbread Check out my band profile and give it a like! :P

06-27-2008, 11:27 PM	#17
Professor Raine FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: D: Age: 33 Posts: 1,560	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. A case of cyanide so I can kill myself and the rest of my family can do the same. __________________ My simfilez ---- Dancing Rain : Dancing Rain 2

06-27-2008, 11:27 PM	#18
Flash_G0D FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: lambridge Posts: 107	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Weapon: Sniper rifle(berrt .50 cal) Song: mad world by gary jules My homie cheesecube666 just cuz he'd love to kick some zombie ass

06-27-2008, 11:43 PM	#19
Zolo_0 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 35	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Thor's hammer + odinforce := __________________

06-27-2008, 11:47 PM	#20
Raveren FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Corpus Christi, TX Age: 33 Posts: 785	Re: Zombie Invasion? CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. Person: A clone of myself. Seriously, how much better teamwork can you get if you know what your partner is thinking? Song: Hamster Dance. There's nothing more adrenaline pumping. Weapon: My **ing mind. __________________ “A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.”** -Leopold Stokowski

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