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あ̶̡͇̜͉̖̫̗͊̂̐͗̓̊̂ͨ̔̽ͧ̎̓̈̕Posted on: March 16, 2013, at 03:15:11pm [ 3 comments] あ̶̡͇̜͉̖̫̗͕̳̮̝͓̟͊̂̐͗̓̊̂ͨ̔̽ͧ̎̓̈̕あ̪͇̯̳͈̮̝̠̲͇̲ͥ̓̋͂̐̃̀ͧ̈́̒ͯͨ̇̒̚͘̕ ̶̛̈́́̍ͭ̽̉̂ͦ̈̒҉͈̬͈͓̜あ̶̧͉̠͕̗̠̩̺̦̲̦̥̲͖̥͉͎̠̠ͤ̒͗́̏ͦͪͤ̉̊͛ͥ̑ͫ̓̉あ ̛̗̪̠̗̜̺͈̟̮͙̝̫̜̩̯̑ͬ̍͐ͤ͋͌̈͂̾̌̊͊̐͋ͮ͡ͅ ̶̶̫̺͎͕͚ͧͨͨ͂͑̌͆̅ͨͦ̇̓ͭ͂̾̋͘͠ͅ ̴̷̢͎̳̣͕̯̖̳̝̙͙̩̙̺̿̈̓̃͛̅̀̃̃̓ͥͨͧ͋̾̃ ̶̛ͦ̃̎̏͝҉̲͉̩͖̖͚͖̲̳͔̲̘̹̯͈あ̛̱͎̺̜̝̹̯̟̝͉̪̺̱͎̻́͑́͑̅͂̕ͅ ͈̟͈̱͔̺̙̠̖̠̰̠̰͔̜͖̟̙̝͌ͤ́̈́̄̐́̚͘͞͠ ̨̒ͤ̓͒̾ͨ҉̧̢̟̦͙̝̼ͅあ̷̝͈̼͎̺ͬ͒̈̆̌́̀̕ ̢̛̠͎̳̩̲̊̌͋̈̃͗̏̈̈̿̾̈́̏ͧ́̎あ̸̜̭̻͇͉̲͙͇̱͆͂̉ͦ̍̌̓́̋ͬͫ͋̇̀ͦ̔̓ͭ̑͠あ ̹̠̦͇̲̫͐̂̊ͯ̊ͭͦ͑ͩ̒͌̿ͬ̾ͭ̄̔̀̀̚ ̡̛̫͔̦̱͎̣̈̆̽̾ͯ̇͌̉ͧ ̶͈̯̺̹̮̬̲̪͙̳̮̺͖̻̺̺͚̟̐̾ͭͩͩͩ̎ͬ̆ͧͦ̍̂͛̚͟͞ ̢͗̋ͬ͛ͦ́̀̋̆̔ͪ̉ͭ̎̅̄̾̉͏̶̬̩͍̟͙̼͈͍̞̞ͅ ̨͆̋ͦ͊̌̋̋͊͑ͪͪ̌͛̆͑̽͌̃͏̷̭̥̻̼̻̬̞͎̹͝ͅあ̵̢̫̥̫̩͕̼̻͖̜̱̩̫̩͔̆ͣ͌̇ͯ̅ͫ͜͢あ ̵̢̧̨͓̠͉̤̝͇̝̠ͥͬ̍ ̡̡̠̬̯̥̙̻̮̫̳͇̤͙͍͈̺̞̹̰ͪ̇̆́ͣ̎ͪ̓ͬ̇̌ͭ̚̚͝ ̧̧̛͓̪̘̙͓̞̮͇̖̄̓͗̋ͥ̿͆͋̅̾ ͂͋́̓̏̎̒ͬ̄̐͏̶͖͕͍̙͈̘͚̬̗͓̥͚̩ ̛̐ͫ͒͛͏̵̷͏̬͉͍̼̦̱̟̜̘͎͍̙͓͕͍̖͔͔あ̬̳͙͕̯̪̹̗̙͔̰̩̦̞̹͕̙̌ͦ̉ͦ̏ͩ̄̽̓͑͗͂ͬ́̕͠ͅ ̲̘̦͔̠̝͔̘̥͕̟͈̩̼̘̫̻̰ͨͪ͒̿̏͗͌ͧ̈̀́̚̕͜あ̶̷̨̯͕̞̣͍̞̼̬̝̰̗̭̓͂̓ͣ̈́ͧ́ ̪̭̘͕̲̠̫̠̹̝ͣ͌̎̂ͮ̌̈́̓̓̏̑̊ͮ̎̎ͬͯ͘͢͟ͅあ͚͖̜̎̾ͮ͝あ ̸̧̗̻̖͍͚͇̰̹̤͉̟̭̝̖̮͈͛̈ͫͤ̎͐̓̽ͭ̍̓͊ͭ͂̚͞͝ ͕̰͎͇̖̪̫̖̼̦̦͈̘̳̼̝ͣ͊̾̑̋̂̀ͣ̈́͡ ̸̨̨͚̫̰̜̳̦͍̤̰̳̩̬̫̟͔̦͕̰̿ͭͬͥ͆͒̒̓̈́ͯ ͧ͂͊̊̍̈́ͤͤ̉̒̃ͥͥ̅̏̑͐ͨ̚͘͏̷̣̻̭̥̠̜̳͕̬̭ͅͅͅあ̵͍̩̦͎̗̝̩̱̪ͤ̆͌̓ͣͬ͒̚̚͜あ ̡͓̖̟̞͙̟͖̞ͪ̎̈͋̿͌͂͆͘ ̍̃ͦ̽̌̉̚҉͏҉̴̱̯̘̱̙̞̠̳͉̹͙̝̱̬̟̟͚̭ ̧͎͈̘̗̌̎͆͑̆͒̿͋ͫͨ̅͐̈́̕͞ ̨̡̀͌̓͆̓ͦͫ̉̽̅͢҉̦͎͈̞̘̥͙͇̘̼̟̗̗あ͒͋̍͛͛ͮ̒́̅̃̍͟͏̸̬̠̜̺̯̠̼̺̦̩̖̖͎̝͇̞̞͜ ͇̜͈̩̫̏̓̌̒ͮ̈́͒̈́̀ͤ̀͟ ̷̱̭̲͚ͭ͒̂̋̃̂͐ͤ̕͟͞あ̽ͭ̏́ͦ̆͊͒̌͌͊͞҉͚̱̱̱̲̬͇͚̦͉ ͒ͤͯ̾̾͑͗͆̆ͯ̇̌̑҉̭͍̼̜͍̫̰̕あ̷̶̧͎̲͈̫̩͉̮̠̙͔͙͂͛̿͗̉ͥ̉̑̾ͥ́͘あ̫̜̘̭̦̖̈ͧͧͤͧ̾ͭ̿̅̐͜͞ ̵͇̮̭̣͖̦̪̜̖̮̱͖̳̬͕͎̉ͧ̅͐ͦ͛͑͂̐̍̌̑ͫ̈̎͂́̚͜͠ ̴̶̣̹̥͚̮̰̟̝͈̟̥̗̫͍̭̦̩̮̦̉̎͋̈ͤ̑̂̂̈́̂ ̶̸̧͇̲̣̬͙̭̗̯̺̟̖̆̄̓́͐͊ͮͣ̔̇̈́͂̐͆ͧ̚͘ ̨ͪͪ͗̍ͦ͟͏̘̱̩̲̬̠̗あ̨̧̙̜̖̬̝̜̻̣ͩ̓͆̓̃͐̎͘͟あ̨͖͖̯̯̳̹͙ͦ̾ͨ̑̈ͦ̄ͯͤ̆́͘ ̢̜̠͎̼͓̳͇̯̾̋ͧͮ̑̎̒ͯ̍͘ ̢͎̞̱̖ͣͯ̎͛̊ͮ̉ͦ̄̽̎̄͛ͧ͜あ̢̛͙͔̙̯͛̿̈́͒́ͥ̄̀ͮ̿ͨͨ͂͂͟͠ ̵̤̘͈͖̰̩̖̠̺̳̥̜̤̞̀̀ͩ̂͛̄̍̓̓̑̇́͟ ̛̣̗̭̮̯͕̼ͫ̅̇ͣ͒ͥ̐ͪ͒̾̋̍ͯ̋͊̃͜͢あ̸̴̷̢̠̙̠̼͉͚̙̄̊ͪ̇̔̓̽ͮͩͪ͂̀͑
̡͖̦͉̜̳̥͔̣̞̩̣͔ͤ̇̾ͤ͋̄̔̓ͫ̏ͩͮ̒̉ͩ͡͠ͅ ̨̣̜̹̭̩̫̤̞̬͎͉͚̦̙͇̟͎͙̋ͥ͒͊͆̽́ͨͤ̒̌͊ͤ̀͡あ̴̸̶̡̛̞̝̗̜̦̖̻̈̌ͪあ ̶̴̼̳͔̣͇̭̭̄͊̓ͤ̃̋̿̋ͦ̂̉̅ͨ̈͐́̕ ̂̅̄̈́̽̅̑̌ͧ̎̕͝҉̺͖̝̤͈̹̺̭̗̻̲̙ ̷̝̲͔̙͖̘͚̈́͊̿ͥ͊͑̄̿̅ͫ͋̈́̎͗̃̀̉あ̲͚̖̩̯̱̱̯̱͎̥̪̟ͥͭͯͥ̌͊̆̀̈́́͢͞あ̧̘͇̥̼ͦ̇̂ͩͧ̚͘͡͠ ̵̞̹̖̘͈̹̠̰̻͑̍ͭ́̀́͜͡ ̲̝̙̭̫̯̣̏̆̅̿̊̏̕͜͢͜͡ ̙̫͇̖̘̮̹̯ͫ̉ͦ̑̂̓̅̓̊̑̇̃̄̀͟͟͝あ̿ͬ̅́͜͏̧̠͙̞̥̯̟̞̬̮̬̳̝͇̮͉͍̲ ̡͙͚̦̗͇̹ͭͦ̄͐ ̛͗ͪ͆́̃̄͆͜͠҉̸̜͓̰̻͕̲̖̘͙̪̭あͤ̆͂ͤ̍ͬ̏̆͏͖͍͔͈͙̜̻̹̙͙̞͖́͘͢ ̵̧̨̢͚̱̮̯͇͇̟̘̣͔͉̪̫͔̯͐̆̌ͪ͋̊̾́̓̀͒͊̂ͥ̿ͤͪͥあ̬̹͖̻̤͈̬̰̃̋ͮͫ̅ͤ̒̚̚͘͞͠あ ̶̖̱̼̙̮͔̯̺̘̠̻̳͛̊̉̔̂ͣ̆̊ͮ̀ ͣ̂ͭ̐̿̆̈́͂͆̈́ͧ͗ͫ̄͑̔ͦ̽́͠͏̜̲̦̥̯̦̳̖̤̱̘̟͖͖͙̯̀́ ̶̷͉̳̳͉͖̬̩̘̈́̄͆̂̈́ͦ͋ͩ̈̍̎̕ͅ ͎̮͚͍̯̪͕̹̱̭̹̟̦͎̼̲̝ͫͭͫ̃̔ͫ́͟͡ ̹̜̙̖͔̓͂͌̌ͥͪ̀͡ͅ ̞̞̝̩͕͚̳͇͖̰̜̗͓͇͖̱̼̉̇ͮͦͫ̈́ͯ̒͛ͫ̌͛̅̾͗̌̌ͮ̀あ ̳̩͕͓͖̮̖̪̤̻̘̯̙͍͈̖̣̹̫͗̔̔͊̈ͮ̊̇̒͗͊̃ͬ͗̂̚̚̕͞͝あ̺̖̺͔̣̫̥̥̽ͩ́͟͝ ͔͇̼͖͙͕͇̲̹̰̠̻̯̩̪̫̫͆̃ͥ̆͌ͨͨͬ̊̅ͯͣ̾͜͝ ̸̧̧̺̫̘͎̬̦̣̤̮̤̪̻̫ͮͫ͒͋̉̋͒͂͢͞ͅ ̤̞͚̻̱͎͉̭ͦ̃ͧͬ̽̒̄̽̇ͤ̍͂̽̅̊̆̒̀͜ ̷͚̘̞̖̬̫̮͚̥͓̻͎̞̱̦͚̟̦̺́̄͂͌̈́̂̕͜あ̂̊ͫ̅̐̀͏̼͖̪̞̤̻̺̘̰ͅͅ ̡̨̫̞̪͕̦̘̙̰̟͓̈́͊̐ͥ̑̽̋̒ͭ̈́ͭ̈̌͜あ̸̘͇̖̻̥̟̮͉̟͖͔͗̀ͥ̔ͦͨ̊͑ͬ͒̒͌ͤ͌̋ͬͥ̄̕ ̛̦̬̖̞̼̞̦̥̤ͨ̇̉̎͛͡ͅͅあ̯͉̟̺̗̮̯̘̋̔ͨͤͣͨͭ̏ͬ̚͟あ̋ͬ̈́ͧ̄ͭ͗̓̓҉̛̩̳̕ͅ ̡̛̺̯̬̭͇̺͕̳̭̪͖͎̬͊̐͌̿ͥ̍ͧ͡͠͡ͅ ̛̛͐ͮ͗́̉ͫͬ͒ͬ̚͠҉̧͖͕̙̦̮̙͚̠̞̘̦͉̟̭ ̡̟̥͖̪̹̄ͤ͐̆͊̄̾ͨ͋̀̑ͣ̕ͅ ͩ̎̆̒̃̇̐̽̑̊ͮ͛͆̒̆͏̶̱̱͕͍͉̣̞͚͉͕͞あ̷̴̃ͬ̋̔̓͑͗ͦ́͗͗͏̛̬̺̭̟̲̝̹̠̮̹̬̘̣̣͔̭͖̗ͅあ ̵̷̨̺̥̱̻͙̿̒̈́͐̿̑̓̈̎̀͟ ̸̧͎̣̜͓̰̞̦̫̲̗̬̝̲̰̜͎͉̯̬̽͛̉̋͌̉ͨͯ͑́͌̐ͬ̓ͭ̐͑͌̐̀ ̨͚͖̭͎̫̤̣̻͕̣̙͖̭͕̘͓͇̦̽̃ͫ̐̂͛̍̓ͦͬ̐ ̵͋͋ͫͩ̀̑͆́͏҉̖̬̟̩͉̘̟あ̷̧̢̞̥̮̲͕̺̗̬͓͒ͤ̓ͪ̐̑͒̐̚͞ ̃̆ͮ͐ͩ̏ͭ̀̈ͭ̅ͪ͛͑̒ͬͨ͜͏̛͈̳͙̀́ ͋́͒̅̃͏̵̷̸͚̦̼͍̰͡あ̧͙̘͉̞̼͖̓̈̑̾ͩ̆͗͘͞ ̴̨̫̘̲͈̻̗̟͕̤͖̜͉̹͕̠̘̊͊̿͂͌ͤ̐ͭ̄̾̀あͥ̽͑̌̄̐̐͂́͋ͯ̌ͣ̒̾ͥ̈́͑̈́҉̢̡̱͈͈̜͖̗͖̯̳あ ̂̈̓̾̓̓͐̇͏͏͕͈̰͚͎̲̲̠̙̝͢͠ ͣ͒ͭ̄ͨ͐҉͜͝͏̜͈̟͖̳̥͍̠̝͎̟͓̠̺͡ ̛͍̳̭̰̤̻̼͖̠̹̗͍͖̪̼̤̖̩ͧ̒̄̑ͧ̋̍̐̔̂͢ ̨̧̛̣̥͙̟͍̤͕͍̹̳̟̗ͣ̀ͫ̉͝ ̫̱̗͔̟̩̬͎̿̾ͧͪͯ̅̀͑͛͜͝ ̵̂ͤ̅ͫͯ͗͌͋̏ͪͩ̈́ͪ͏̸̠͔̩̞̥̼̪̺̪̖̭̗̻͙̲あ̷̨̽ͥͨ͐͂ͪ́͠҉̞̜̘̰̭̲̼͖͕̹̠͉̺̳̠̱̯
was making a grilled cheese sandwich the other dayPosted on: June 2, 2012, at 07:15:08am [ 17 comments] and got a text from a girl i like
she says she's right outside
i opened the door and let her in
can't even say hi before she starts kissing me
pushes me against the counter
still kissing
worried my grilled cheese will burn
decided to sex her anyway
slowly moved her to the left with each thrust so i can keep an eye on my grilled cheese
decided it's safer to move the pan off the stove so it doesn't burn
ended up sitting on the stove with her on top
forgot to turn the stove off
didn't notice my ass is burning
forgot i keep my hot air balloon inside my penis
heat goes up ass and into hot air balloon
tried to get it out
too late
hot penis balloon expanding inside girl
can't stop it
girl expanding
her stomach starts to split
her head explodes
didn't expect that
body rips in half
shredded girl meat all over the floor
was sad because i killed the girl with my hot penis balloon
realized it could have been a clown in a girl suit
got ready to fight
..
wasn't a clown
thought everything was ok for a second
realized i still managed to burn my grilled cheese
mfw
afjiomnwPosted on: May 8, 2012, at 02:11:59am [ 12 comments] Posted on: April 21, 2011, at 07:37:30pm [ 6 comments] |
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