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was making a grilled cheese sandwich the other day Posted on: June 2, 2012, at 07:15:08am and got a text from a girl i like she says she's right outside i opened the door and let her in can't even say hi before she starts kissing me pushes me against the counter still kissing worried my grilled cheese will burn decided to sex her anyway slowly moved her to the left with each thrust so i can keep an eye on my grilled cheese decided it's safer to move the pan off the stove so it doesn't burn ended up sitting on the stove with her on top forgot to turn the stove off didn't notice my ass is burning forgot i keep my hot air balloon inside my penis heat goes up ass and into hot air balloon tried to get it out too late hot penis balloon expanding inside girl can't stop it girl expanding her stomach starts to split her head explodes didn't expect that body rips in half shredded girl meat all over the floor was sad because i killed the girl with my hot penis balloon realized it could have been a clown in a girl suit got ready to fight .. wasn't a clown thought everything was ok for a second realized i still managed to burn my grilled cheese mfw |
Posted at 7:44am on June 2nd, 2012
mfw
Posted at 12:52pm on June 4th, 2012
Posted at 9:26pm on June 4th, 2012
what the
Posted at 9:52pm on July 17th, 2012
did you write this shit lmao
Posted at 1:52pm on July 18th, 2012
Omg can we be best friends forever?
Posted at 10:16pm on August 21st, 2012
girl expanding
Posted at 10:42pm on September 25th, 2012
best read ever
Posted at 11:19pm on November 20th, 2012
what did i just read
Posted at 2:11pm on January 9th, 2013
where can i find more porn like this
Posted at 4:14pm on January 30th, 2013
Possibly one of the greatest reads ever.
Posted at 11:41pm on February 10th, 2013
oh mein gott
Posted at 8:27pm on February 14th, 2013
When does the book come out?
Posted at 11:26pm on July 29th, 2013
omfg i died lllloOOOlll
Posted at 11:41am on September 23rd, 2013
clap clap clap :D
Posted at 4:10pm on April 30th, 2014
What in the hell?
Posted at 11:28am on June 16th, 2015
You should've added the meat to the burnt grilled cheese.
Posted at 9:44am on September 22nd, 2017
I'm spent