Okay. Ok ok ok okayyy I need a moment. I'm taking a moment. Everyone give me a moment.
I have been running trust fall seminars for a long time. Years. Decades, arguably. I have seen a lot of falls. I have seen people get caught and I have seen people get dropped and I have seen everything in between. I have seen FreezinIce go down first and get a spike straight to the chest. I have seen the sun fan try and get turned away at the door. I have watched this room get smaller and smaller and harder and harder.
And through all of it, every single time, I kept thinking: Hakulyte.
Because here is the thing about Hakulyte. Hakulyte is the guy who brought the laminated pages. Hakulyte is the guy who said do not fall with that person and that person and especially not that person. Hakulyte is the guy who has been right about some things and wrong about some things and who has never, not once, let any of that stop him from caring deeply about getting it right. That is Hakulyte. That is who that man is.
And today. Today that man looked at Raeko and said I trust you. And then he fell. With full trust and full commitment to the fall. Truly beautiful. Quebec would be proud. And Raeko caught him without a second thought.
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I'm fine. I'm completely fine. Something is in my eye. This room has a lot of dust in it and I've mentioned it before to you and I've complained about it to building services multiple times and they have not addressed it, which is honestly a little disrespectful, but that is not the point.
The point is I started this seminar by telling you that you cannot fake a trust fall. I said that on day one. I meant it. And what just happened proves it. You cannot fake that. You cannot manufacture that. That is two people, in this room, who looked at each other through all the noise (through the suspicions and the rejections and the Lewdy slowroll debacle and the Charmoeleon situation and everything that came before) and they both just knew.
That is the whole course. My entire master class in one moment right there. You don't need flip charts for that, just trust and a little bit of wholehearted willingness to accept risk for the sake of that trust.
So, Hakulyte... You found your person. Learn from this moment and never let it go. EVER!
I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of all of you. I'm proud of myself too, and everyone in this office.
Hakulyte has exited the game.Hakulyte was a Vanilla Townie.
mellon_collie has exited the game.mellon_collie was a Vanilla Townie.
P.S.
You know what occurs to me, Haku?
The guy who read the "not to do" page finally read the right one. ❤️
TWG Turbo 41: Trust Fall! has now ended. Town wins!!!!
A signature, huh? Well, I guess I better put my personal touch here...
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(that's what she said)
You know, I became a salesman because of people. I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager at a very young age. And I still try to be a friend first. But, you know... when you're very successful, your co-workers look at you differently.
Still, I firmly believe a good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people… and people will never go out of business.
An absolutely wonderful game played by town! Congratulations!
Originally posted by Svaz
more like Shad-hoe God am I right haha
Originally posted by mellon_collie
TIL women have breasts because of horniness
Originally posted by bugkid666
sunfan I fucked up
Originally posted by MixMasterLar
Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
Originally posted by DaBackpack
might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun
I didn't realize this until about 1 or 2 hours ago, but Lar was pseudo-confirmed town ever since lewdy/freezin flipped and no one noticed lol.
I kind of can't believe town won this game, gj reevaluating and working both together and against one another when it seemed like the wrong decisions were being made.
There's a good bit more to say, but I can wait until the post-game gets up
can't believe haku was confirmed before anyone else and actually did make it all the way to final 4
Haku is confirmed town
I think tokomi simply must be town and I encourage others not to reevaluate this
I think lar is almost always town... I think he genuinely outplayed me if he is a wolf and I think town loses if he is one, but I think the way he has approached the last 24ish hours has felt kind of flawless, and I simply have to give it up to him that trusting me when he did was an insanely good play if he is a wolf
I think galax looks quite town on a review of her iso, and I think that shadow_god is very unlikely to be with her
I think shadow_god's interactions with raeko make her look quite good, but there's a paragraph gap here for a reason
I think roundbox's vibes seem good, but lewdy's approach to roundbox looks like... genuinely very awful. It looks exactly like a wolf not knowing how to interact with/approach their partner.
The same can be said about duc duc, but perhaps moreso.
Gun to my head, I think that the wolf is within roundbox and ducduc, and that town wins the game pairing between the remainders.
I am going to accept galax's offer shortly. I am doing this because I want to rip the band-aid off, and because I don't think town will need 72x3 more hours to figure out this game from here. If galax is a wolf and did what she did, whatever. I think town has to dig deep to try and win this game now, and I think that this is a shot of adrenaline.
I think it is genuinely quite important that duc duc had a game where they did not deny being fascist when they were a liberal, but this time, they denied being a wolf. It can be an adjustment, and I trust town to figure it out from here, but that's my top guess.
If the game is about to end, I... kind of think town was not likely to get there anyways. I hope that this saves time and stress regardless.
aside from missing that Lar was almost always town just from mechanics, I feel pretty fucking great about this post as my legacy
Good job town for rallying and making big moves to set up a winning situation at the end.
I think everyone contributed in a meaningful way to the victory but my personal MVP was Lar. He was just dialed in at the end and for someone to just admit they were wrong, put things in reverse and just reevaluate the game and come to the right conclusion, and then push that conclusion and not second guess themselves, that was an insanely inspiring thing to read.
Good job Town, and good job Lar!
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To let the world be.
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Originally posted by Charu
Wow, all most of my town reads vanished. Thanks Freez for stirring the pot, motherfucker!!!
Originally posted by mellon_collie
AHHHHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Originally posted by roundbox
AHHHHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Originally posted by Afrobean
Lynch all liars is good meta. Period.
Originally posted by Red
My guess at this point is that there aren't actually any wolves, and all the humans are just going to kill each other until only a few are left. Then the remaining survivors will realize they are the real monsters.
Originally posted by TWG Ike
SCUM THEATER AA SCUM CHARU WOLF ALIEN ROUNDBOX IS TOWN AND FRAMED
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