Audio Spontaneous Contest

Posted in Spontaneous Contests on April 12th, 2008

Contest is Over!  See bottom for Winner.

So, it has been brought to my attention that we haven’t done a news post in a few days… I feel obligated to rectify that situation.

Record yourself saying something funny in 30 seconds or less and email it to me. REMOVED. THE SUBMISSIONS MUST BE ATTACHMENTS TO THE EMAIL. IF YOU SEND ME A LINK TO A HOSTING SITE, I WILL IGNORE IT. I’ll listen to them and decide which is the funniest, then make that available to all of you. Needs to be SFW.

Limit 2 submissions per user, max. Please do not flood my email with nonsense… you won’t make me happy. If you’re unsure how to record yourself… all you need is a microphone of some sort. Download audacity and use that to record yourself. Please send me the files in a compressed format (mp3, ogg, etc… no wavs please).

Let’s say the winner gets a 1 year subscription. Potential runners up if I have a hard time deciding. If you want to upload your submissions and let everyone hear them, you can do that too… post the link in the comments of this news post. Contest ends whenever I wake up tomorrow.

-Tass

EDIT: Ok, so after 24 hours…  and lots of unfunny…  our winner is Culio! I found his to be the most original and humorous of the entries.  Plus, it doesn’t hurt that it’s all about me.  Download the .wma via this link!

69 Responses to “Audio Spontaneous Contest”

  1. Too bad I am not funny at all.

  2. Ooo la la!

  3. interesting contest….

  4. yep this was spontaneous…. but my mike doesn’t work. sorry can’t enter this.

  5. Oooh

  6. 6th?
    No mic here. =[

  7. Hmm.. Nevermind! I managed to make do with what I had… which was NOT a microphone but microsoft sam….

    sorry its low quality though.

    The file: Direct: http://www.freewebs.com/homeworkjs/FFR/Untitled.mp3

    The sentence: I drink your milkshake!!!one1!1 SLURRRRP! I drink it up!11!

  8. remember…. submissions need to be sent via email as attachments. anything else will be ignored and considered for your own amusement/enjoyment only.

  9. … no mic

  10. I have everything I need… a mic, recording program, a sense of humour…
    I’m just missing inspiration! :c

  11. I hear ya roy.

    Does this have to be original?

  12. Just sent 2 very original compositions about my life and FFR. :3

  13. Awwe wut???!! no Wavs T___T They’re like 2mbs ea is that too big
    D:?

  14. Cool.

  15. 15

  16. I started recording myself, but it didn’t turn out funny out all. :(

  17. wooooooo….. sounds like fun =/ lol ill JOIN :D

  18. mm, tired

  19. 19th.

  20. been there sent that

  21. No WAVs because if I get in 100 submissions, it will start clogging my email. Please be kind to my inbox.

  22. MP3s dont clog your email?

  23. itty bitty baby
    itty bitty boat

  24. darn, this would of been fun if i had a mic =/

  25. 25th… Oh and I don’t have a mic so… yeah… I’ll just sit this one out.

  26. this would be nice if i had a mic

  27. oooh… how long does this last?

  28. I have a mic…. But I’m not that funny.

  29. theres no telling what tass mclovin finds funny

  30. lol tass does look like mclovin xD

  31. God, I don’t have the slightest idea for this.
    Anyone think I should do my Chris Brown impression?

  32. sing him the captain planet theme song!

  33. guh, the one time I don’t have anything witty or funny to say

  34. Too bad I’m not funny.

  35. wait should we put our name in the email or clip somewhere

  36. ok. i listened to all the submissions…. going to let this run longer. only 1 was decent (but the guy didn’t give me his username!).

  37. Wooooooooooooooooooo contest!

  38. i gotta mic…
    but i dont know how to use it (isnt that sad)

  39. Hey Tass, do you like puns?

  40. I join!!

  41. still going? people must be failing mad hard as usual

  42. is WMV a WAV file?
    if so its the only way i can record it :(

  43. WMA sorry

  44. contest over. winner announced.

  45. rhymes with butt lol

  46. wow that was gay

  47. Your name rhymes with….butt?!
    hahahahaha. xD

  48. I “edited” it for SFW approval…

  49. was there really nothing funnier than that lame song? i hate when people who kiss ass win…

  50. there really was nothing funnier.

  51. DAWWWWWWW, of all the contests to miss… I have an absolutely phenomenal 30-second joke, too. Oh well.

    I must admit, though, I’m tempted to record it anyway.

  52. wow, there must have been LOTS of unfunny if that won rofl.

  53. thats it? hehe what a winner.. i wonder what the other contestents sound like 0.0 probably a nightmare…

  54. Yeah, that really wasn’t funny. At all.

  55. lol at 53

  56. Great. We get a contest. But no news updates on new T-shirts that were supposed to get in stock, nor any information on avmiss fix during the FMO/FGO event. I understand that both have been delayed. But a news update on the main page of the site about this type of stuff would be extremely nice. I’d honestly like to hear more about that then participate in a contest.

  57. Same. Yawn much. FFR isnt even the same anymore. It’s just the same stuff over and over, no new updates, no new fun songs, and to top it all off..a bunch of hype. Dead hype.

  58. How do I let everyone hear my entries, because I really liked mine. I wish I lost to something funny.

  59. 57:

    Like no Public AV miss fix?

  60. and no navigation fix and keyboard layout fix. im telling you, all they want is for people to subscribe. thats why they gave a 1 year subscription to the winner of a contest that probably not even 50 people care about

  61. HAHAHAHAHAHA~
    he censored himself
    like right before he
    said butt…
    xD

  62. Yea um… this avmiss fix still isn’t public for me..

  63. ooooooo

  64. next fix should be the replays

  65. whoops wrong spot

  66. your a joke

  67. Thank you so much, everyone, for your hard work and dedication!

  68. I always miss cool things.

  69. Hey why isn’t my post green? It’s not even blue…..

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