Audio Spontaneous Contest
Contest is Over! See bottom for Winner.
So, it has been brought to my attention that we haven’t done a news post in a few days… I feel obligated to rectify that situation.
Record yourself saying something funny in 30 seconds or less and email it to me. REMOVED. THE SUBMISSIONS MUST BE ATTACHMENTS TO THE EMAIL. IF YOU SEND ME A LINK TO A HOSTING SITE, I WILL IGNORE IT. I’ll listen to them and decide which is the funniest, then make that available to all of you. Needs to be SFW.
Limit 2 submissions per user, max. Please do not flood my email with nonsense… you won’t make me happy. If you’re unsure how to record yourself… all you need is a microphone of some sort. Download audacity and use that to record yourself. Please send me the files in a compressed format (mp3, ogg, etc… no wavs please).
Let’s say the winner gets a 1 year subscription. Potential runners up if I have a hard time deciding. If you want to upload your submissions and let everyone hear them, you can do that too… post the link in the comments of this news post. Contest ends whenever I wake up tomorrow.
-Tass
EDIT: Ok, so after 24 hours… and lots of unfunny… our winner is Culio! I found his to be the most original and humorous of the entries. Plus, it doesn’t hurt that it’s all about me. Download the .wma via this link!
69 Responses to “Audio Spontaneous Contest”
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Posted at 12:41am on April 12th, 2008
Too bad I am not funny at all.
Posted at 12:41am on April 12th, 2008
Ooo la la!
Posted at 12:42am on April 12th, 2008
interesting contest….
Posted at 12:43am on April 12th, 2008
yep this was spontaneous…. but my mike doesn’t work. sorry can’t enter this.
Posted at 12:45am on April 12th, 2008
Oooh
Posted at 12:48am on April 12th, 2008
6th?
No mic here. =[
Posted at 12:57am on April 12th, 2008
Hmm.. Nevermind! I managed to make do with what I had… which was NOT a microphone but microsoft sam….
sorry its low quality though.
The file: Direct: http://www.freewebs.com/homeworkjs/FFR/Untitled.mp3
The sentence: I drink your milkshake!!!one1!1 SLURRRRP! I drink it up!11!
Posted at 1:06am on April 12th, 2008
remember…. submissions need to be sent via email as attachments. anything else will be ignored and considered for your own amusement/enjoyment only.
Posted at 1:06am on April 12th, 2008
… no mic
Posted at 1:11am on April 12th, 2008
I have everything I need… a mic, recording program, a sense of humour…
I’m just missing inspiration! :c
Posted at 1:16am on April 12th, 2008
I hear ya roy.
Does this have to be original?
Posted at 1:40am on April 12th, 2008
Just sent 2 very original compositions about my life and FFR. :3
Posted at 1:45am on April 12th, 2008
Awwe wut???!! no Wavs T___T They’re like 2mbs ea is that too big
D:?
Posted at 2:04am on April 12th, 2008
Cool.
Posted at 2:24am on April 12th, 2008
15
Posted at 2:24am on April 12th, 2008
I started recording myself, but it didn’t turn out funny out all.
Posted at 2:24am on April 12th, 2008
wooooooo….. sounds like fun =/ lol ill JOIN
Posted at 2:30am on April 12th, 2008
mm, tired
Posted at 2:55am on April 12th, 2008
19th.
Posted at 3:46am on April 12th, 2008
been there sent that
Posted at 4:13am on April 12th, 2008
No WAVs because if I get in 100 submissions, it will start clogging my email. Please be kind to my inbox.
Posted at 4:20am on April 12th, 2008
MP3s dont clog your email?
Posted at 4:59am on April 12th, 2008
itty bitty baby
itty bitty boat
Posted at 7:07am on April 12th, 2008
darn, this would of been fun if i had a mic =/
Posted at 7:52am on April 12th, 2008
25th… Oh and I don’t have a mic so… yeah… I’ll just sit this one out.
Posted at 9:16am on April 12th, 2008
this would be nice if i had a mic
Posted at 10:34am on April 12th, 2008
oooh… how long does this last?
Posted at 10:36am on April 12th, 2008
I have a mic…. But I’m not that funny.
Posted at 10:54am on April 12th, 2008
theres no telling what tass mclovin finds funny
Posted at 11:04am on April 12th, 2008
lol tass does look like mclovin xD
Posted at 11:14am on April 12th, 2008
God, I don’t have the slightest idea for this.
Anyone think I should do my Chris Brown impression?
Posted at 11:36am on April 12th, 2008
sing him the captain planet theme song!
Posted at 12:36pm on April 12th, 2008
guh, the one time I don’t have anything witty or funny to say
Posted at 12:37pm on April 12th, 2008
Too bad I’m not funny.
Posted at 12:46pm on April 12th, 2008
wait should we put our name in the email or clip somewhere
Posted at 1:13pm on April 12th, 2008
ok. i listened to all the submissions…. going to let this run longer. only 1 was decent (but the guy didn’t give me his username!).
Posted at 1:34pm on April 12th, 2008
Wooooooooooooooooooo contest!
Posted at 4:17pm on April 12th, 2008
i gotta mic…
but i dont know how to use it (isnt that sad)
Posted at 5:46pm on April 12th, 2008
Hey Tass, do you like puns?
Posted at 6:48pm on April 12th, 2008
I join!!
Posted at 7:52pm on April 12th, 2008
still going? people must be failing mad hard as usual
Posted at 11:12pm on April 12th, 2008
is WMV a WAV file?
if so its the only way i can record it
Posted at 11:13pm on April 12th, 2008
WMA sorry
Posted at 2:44am on April 13th, 2008
contest over. winner announced.
Posted at 2:55am on April 13th, 2008
rhymes with butt lol
Posted at 3:10am on April 13th, 2008
wow that was gay
Posted at 3:39am on April 13th, 2008
Your name rhymes with….butt?!
hahahahaha. xD
Posted at 10:14am on April 13th, 2008
I “edited” it for SFW approval…
Posted at 8:40pm on April 13th, 2008
was there really nothing funnier than that lame song? i hate when people who kiss ass win…
Posted at 11:34pm on April 13th, 2008
there really was nothing funnier.
Posted at 12:05am on April 14th, 2008
DAWWWWWWW, of all the contests to miss… I have an absolutely phenomenal 30-second joke, too. Oh well.
I must admit, though, I’m tempted to record it anyway.
Posted at 1:49am on April 14th, 2008
wow, there must have been LOTS of unfunny if that won rofl.
Posted at 9:28am on April 14th, 2008
thats it? hehe what a winner.. i wonder what the other contestents sound like 0.0 probably a nightmare…
Posted at 12:36pm on April 14th, 2008
Yeah, that really wasn’t funny. At all.
Posted at 7:51pm on April 14th, 2008
lol at 53
Posted at 9:14pm on April 14th, 2008
Great. We get a contest. But no news updates on new T-shirts that were supposed to get in stock, nor any information on avmiss fix during the FMO/FGO event. I understand that both have been delayed. But a news update on the main page of the site about this type of stuff would be extremely nice. I’d honestly like to hear more about that then participate in a contest.
Posted at 1:22am on April 15th, 2008
Same. Yawn much. FFR isnt even the same anymore. It’s just the same stuff over and over, no new updates, no new fun songs, and to top it all off..a bunch of hype. Dead hype.
Posted at 9:47pm on April 15th, 2008
How do I let everyone hear my entries, because I really liked mine. I wish I lost to something funny.
Posted at 10:25pm on April 15th, 2008
57:
Like no Public AV miss fix?
Posted at 11:48pm on April 15th, 2008
and no navigation fix and keyboard layout fix. im telling you, all they want is for people to subscribe. thats why they gave a 1 year subscription to the winner of a contest that probably not even 50 people care about
Posted at 4:38pm on April 16th, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHA~
he censored himself
like right before he
said butt…
xD
Posted at 7:28pm on April 17th, 2008
Yea um… this avmiss fix still isn’t public for me..
Posted at 10:04pm on April 17th, 2008
ooooooo
Posted at 12:09am on April 18th, 2008
next fix should be the replays
Posted at 12:10am on April 18th, 2008
whoops wrong spot
Posted at 2:01am on April 18th, 2008
your a joke
Posted at 11:22pm on April 18th, 2008
Thank you so much, everyone, for your hard work and dedication!
Posted at 5:34pm on April 21st, 2008
I always miss cool things.
Posted at 8:51pm on April 21st, 2008
Hey why isn’t my post green? It’s not even blue…..