Enlarge your E-Penis

Tater Tot · 10-17-2008, 01:20 PM

I was searching for a spoof scientific research report on the E-penis when I came across this. It's an article talking about how to grow and nurture your E-Penis. Check it out for a good laugh.

E-penis' for the masses!

**championanwar** · 10-17-2008, 03:47 PM

This guy needs to get laid or something.

who_cares973 · 10-17-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

YOU: "Hey, did you catch that one episode of that one television show we enjoy? The one in space?"
VERY INTERNET PERSON: "Wait, which one?"
YOU: "I own a Pentium 2 350 OCed to a P5 3.33 GHz, 900 gigs of RAM, 38 inch diamond-studded monitor, Logitech cordless mouse overclocked to receive transmissions from 80 feet away, Abit motherboard with all the fixens, and a custom case I built out of titanium and iron ore."
VERY INTERNET PERSON: (Blinded and temporarily confused by your awe-inspiring computer) "What?"

haha xD

**ninjaKIWI** · 10-17-2008, 04:59 PM

Something Awful is horrible.

H3llacious · 10-17-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaKIWI

Something Awful is horrible.

Something horrible is awful.

rzr · 10-17-2008, 05:21 PM

The author needs to really see a shrink or something. Seems like they have a lot bottled up.

**infinity.** · 10-17-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H3llacious

Something horrible is awful.

h3llacious is awful and horrible

no really

Quigly · 10-17-2008, 07:25 PM

Hahaha this is great.

OrganisM · 10-17-2008, 07:28 PM

Nevermind that some of us might actually be hardware enthusiasts (and that's totally wrong) and maybe even be in the business. I own a business building computers, and on my Tom's Hardware account my sig includes my specs... just like everyone else's sig on that site. I don't see how that makes me a jackass.

I also don't see what's wrong about using browsers other than IE. I choose Firefox (and occasionally Chrome) for a lot of reasons, but that doesn't make me an asshole for doing so.

I have no problem with satire, but it actually has to be funny. When the guy is being more of a raging dickhead than the people he is criticizing, I draw the line there.

clarinet89 · 10-17-2008, 10:43 PM

I actually wasted minutes of my life reading that.

**Adamaja456** · 10-17-2008, 11:01 PM

VERY INTERNET PERSON: "**** man, IE just crashed."
YOU: "I don't use IE, I use TurboSurf 200X Ultimate Pro Edition Zarg. It's never crashed on me in nine years, which is truly remarkable consider I only downloaded it last night.

hahahahahahahahah

OrganisM · 10-17-2008, 11:01 PM

I know, you're kind of left with this sense of loss.

sameoldbloodrush! · 10-17-2008, 11:35 PM

That was the funniest thing.

Xx{Midnight}xX · 10-18-2008, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rzr

The author needs to really see a shrink or something. Seems like they have a lot bottled up.

Shrinks make it worse. In fact at that point the title of the tread would be "Shorten your E-Penis!".

**sumzup** · 10-18-2008, 02:02 AM

Eh, it seemed forced and was lame...

who_cares973 · 10-18-2008, 02:06 AM

im not gunna lie the only thing i read was what i quoted earlier

**freakysnots** · 10-18-2008, 02:09 AM

my penis is bigger than your epenis

meno_rocks123 · 10-18-2008, 02:17 AM

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flas...og-cartoon.php
even that crap is better.

NeONKIDPrincess · 10-18-2008, 06:44 AM

LOL.

Musiks · 10-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xollner

I love reading something awful almost as much as I love reading the onion.

I couldn't agree more.

10-17-2008, 01:20 PM	#1
Tater Tot FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Fountain Of Youth, Florida Posts: 582	Enlarge your E-Penis I was searching for a spoof scientific research report on the E-penis when I came across this. It's an article talking about how to grow and nurture your E-Penis. Check it out for a good laugh. E-penis' for the masses! __________________ All images are links, click one and have fun!

10-17-2008, 07:25 PM	#8
Quigly nah Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nah Age: 30 Posts: 3,506	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis Hahaha this is great. __________________ nah

10-17-2008, 07:28 PM	#9
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis Nevermind that some of us might actually be hardware enthusiasts (and that's totally wrong) and maybe even be in the business. I own a business building computers, and on my Tom's Hardware account my sig includes my specs... just like everyone else's sig on that site. I don't see how that makes me a jackass. I also don't see what's wrong about using browsers other than IE. I choose Firefox (and occasionally Chrome) for a lot of reasons, but that doesn't make me an asshole for doing so. I have no problem with satire, but it actually has to be funny. When the guy is being more of a raging dickhead than the people he is criticizing, I draw the line there. __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

10-17-2008, 10:43 PM	#10
clarinet89 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Normal, IL Posts: 899	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis I actually wasted minutes of my life reading that. __________________ Questionable Content

10-17-2008, 11:01 PM	#11
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 34 Posts: 6,433	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis VERY INTERNET PERSON: "** man, IE just crashed." YOU: "I don't use IE, I use TurboSurf 200X Ultimate Pro Edition Zarg. It's never crashed on me in nine years, which is truly remarkable consider I only downloaded it last night. hahahahahahahahah __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year**)

10-17-2008, 11:01 PM	#12
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis I know, you're kind of left with this sense of loss. __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

10-18-2008, 02:02 AM	#15
sumzup (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Seattle Age: 33 Posts: 1,398	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis Eh, it seemed forced and was lame... __________________

10-18-2008, 02:06 AM	#16
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis im not gunna lie the only thing i read was what i quoted earlier __________________

10-18-2008, 02:09 AM	#17
freakysnots 八一 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Xinjiang, PRC Age: 31 Posts: 2,904	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis my penis is bigger than your epenis __________________

10-18-2008, 02:17 AM	#18
meno_rocks123 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: in a box on the corner of main and broadway Age: 31 Posts: 2,324	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flas...og-cartoon.php even that crap is better.

10-18-2008, 06:44 AM	#19
NeONKIDPrincess FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England. Age: 31 Posts: 117	Re: Enlarge your E-Penis LOL. __________________ I can’t believe that out of more than 499,000,000 sperm, you* were the quickest.*

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