Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. - Page 26

SysRq · 11-11-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamunt

There is NEVER such a thing as a penis that is too large. It just breaks the laws of the universe, like dividing by 0.

Uhh...think about it this way.

How are you going to convince anyone to f*ck you when you're hauling around an ass splitting 14 inch monster?

**Nyokou** · 11-11-2007, 09:31 PM

This conversation is explicit. Children WILL suffer.

TheDancinZerg · 11-11-2007, 11:19 PM

im too damn lazy

reddarkd · 11-11-2007, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xFlamenx

girls dont like nice guys

Sad, But True

Dugray · 11-12-2007, 01:41 AM

I have one, 3 years.

iheartbobbyb · 11-12-2007, 09:39 AM

I always ruin good things, haha.

Dracoowl · 11-12-2007, 03:16 PM

The reason is.............I am interested in gays!!!
Lol just joking!
It's >>I've no time for boys!

**tha Guardians** · 11-12-2007, 04:24 PM

Screw
All
The
Angels,
Noob.

Necamus · 11-12-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reddarkd

Sad, But True

Except not really. You're just going after the wrong girls.

Verruckter · 11-12-2007, 05:16 PM

I don't have a girlfriend because I spend too much time wondering why I don't have a girlfriend and then I post about it on an online website about arrows and music.

Oops that's more than 5 words.

leadafro · 11-13-2007, 12:06 PM

ah lol eno evah i

Crashfan3 · 11-13-2007, 01:06 PM

Because friends > LTR
(and I don't know why)

**ogmsband** · 11-13-2007, 01:41 PM

holy crap thread need die

Necamus · 11-13-2007, 02:15 PM

holy crap post need grammar

ps die in a fire

**Nyokou** · 11-13-2007, 02:29 PM

japanman777 · 11-13-2007, 08:27 PM

im to busy for one

Crashfan3 · 11-13-2007, 08:52 PM

Girlfriend? I've got MMO's.
XDXD

Qerii · 11-13-2007, 10:13 PM

self-explanatory

businessman07 · 11-13-2007, 10:16 PM

I Emeril Too Damn Much!

itachi1 · 11-14-2007, 07:08 PM

Theres NO pretty girls!?!?!

11-11-2007, 09:31 PM	#502
Nyokou （￣ー￣） Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: United States Age: 32 Posts: 4,246	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. This conversation is explicit. Children WILL suffer. __________________ Twitter \| Instagram \| Snapchat: Nyokou

11-11-2007, 11:19 PM	#503
TheDancinZerg FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 13	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. im too damn lazy __________________ Chocolate covered lobsters.

11-12-2007, 01:41 AM	#505
Dugray FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 37	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. I have one, 3 years.

11-12-2007, 09:39 AM	#506
iheartbobbyb FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. I always ruin good things, haha.

11-12-2007, 03:16 PM	#507
Dracoowl FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: England Posts: 11	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. The reason is.............I am interested in gays!!! Lol just joking! It's >>I've no time for boys!

11-12-2007, 05:16 PM	#510
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. I don't have a girlfriend because I spend too much time wondering why I don't have a girlfriend and then I post about it on an online website about arrows and music. Oops that's more than 5 words. __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

11-13-2007, 12:06 PM	#511
leadafro Tykeem Ultimatum Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Trying to play ITG where no arcades can be found. Age: 34 Posts: 975	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. ah lol eno evah i __________________ I'm black yall I'm black yall I'm blickity black black and I'm back.

11-13-2007, 01:06 PM	#512
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. Because friends > LTR (and I don't know why) __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

11-13-2007, 01:41 PM	#513
ogmsband FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 792	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. holy crap thread need die

11-13-2007, 02:15 PM	#514
Necamus FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Age: 34 Posts: 853	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. holy crap post need grammar ps die in a fire

11-13-2007, 02:29 PM	#515
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11-13-2007, 08:27 PM	#516
japanman777 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: somewhere in navada (jk) Posts: 2	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. im to busy for one __________________ Check out the coolest Homemade website ever www.myrockhaven.weebly.com

11-13-2007, 08:52 PM	#517
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. Girlfriend? I've got MMO's. XDXD __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

11-13-2007, 10:13 PM	#518
Qerii FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. self-explanatory __________________ s m i l e . l i k e . y o u . m e a n . i t . =)

11-13-2007, 10:16 PM	#519
businessman07 Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 35 Posts: 273	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. I Emeril Too Damn Much!

11-14-2007, 07:08 PM	#520
itachi1 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In DA Cut Age: 32 Posts: 26	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. Theres NO pretty girls!?!?!

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