Happy Birthday, Hammy! - Page 2

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 10-16-2007, 12:02 AM

Lmao. XD

Thanks, Silvuh!

Edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by smartdude1212

Dost thou require many a burlap sack filled with thine holy nuts?

Hahaha. Yes, please.

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-16-2007, 12:03 AM

dammit y'all beat me.

The story of Hammy.

Age 0: Hammy is born. Promptly loses nuts. Thus begins Hammy’s epic quest to find his personal holy grail – his nuts.

Age 2: Hammy finds fingers; mistakes them for nuts; learns a valuable lesson.

Age 3: Temporary setback as it is mandated that Hammy must learn to go poo in the potty before continuing his search for his nuts.

Age 6: Hammy forced to put quest aside daily to instead attend school. Is in and out of guidance counselors’ offices due to poor grades from doodling nuts during math.

Age 8: Hammy learns to ride a bike. Delighted, he quickly runs away from home in search for his nuts. For some reason mother finds fault with this and retrieves him.

Age 10: Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts. Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts; nuts nuts nuts, nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts.

Age 12: Discovers the internets ability to aid him in tracking down his nuts.

Age 13: Is quickly sidetracked by mountains of internet porn. It’s true what they say about there being porn of everything. Ew… nut porn.

Age 16: Finds FFR, pwns.

Age 18: For some reason trusts a random 22 year old guy he met on the internet and enlists his aid in finding his nuts. Weird jackass makes sarcastic comment about testicles, is quickly pwnt.

Age 19: With his friends at his side, Hammy stands courageous in the face of danger. He is confident that he will indeed one day, perhaps soon, find his nuts.

btw hammy, find your way to my place soon. presents are to be had.

**flipsta_lombax** · 10-16-2007, 12:03 AM

Well, birthday suits are nifty as well! Bare squirrels > male strippers, for surenezz.

Woot! STREAMERS!

EDITZOR: Oh man Chazzy, that was hawtness. =P

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 10-16-2007, 12:08 AM

Hahaha. That was beautiful, Chaz. XD

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-16-2007, 12:17 AM

In all seriousness Hammy, your friendship means the world to me. You trusted some random jackass from the internet and helped him when he was lonely and lost in a new city. You even helped that random guy put together a tv stand within a week of knowing him. Your openness and willingness to let me into your world after such little time is unprecedented and it really makes me feel special. You've made this transition in my life happier than I could have imagined. Thanks, bud.

Oh, and I found something that you might find hilarious. This was part of an ad on the El in Chicago when I went home for the weekend:

**flipsta_lombax** · 10-16-2007, 12:20 AM

Very nice of yah Chaz. =3 Hahaha! Lucky you had a camera then too. xP

**LovelySwimAngel** · 10-16-2007, 12:24 AM

Yay happy birthday Hammy! :] I'm sorry I can't think of anything creative to say right now. D:

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 10-16-2007, 12:24 AM

Happy Birthday Hammy, and thanks

**DarkbearX** · 10-16-2007, 12:30 AM

Okayyyyy, this is my official Happy birthday post.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!@!!@63463632

obligatory orange.

Seriously though, I hope you have a good one.

**Popmeister** · 10-16-2007, 12:44 AM

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear nuts...er, Hammy,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

Professor Raine · 10-16-2007, 12:46 AM

Awesmoe man. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMMY!!! ^_^

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 10-16-2007, 12:59 AM

Thanks Chaz.

I'm always willing to help and stuff. Just don't rape me! =P

Thanks again for all the happy birthdays from everyone! You guys rock!

Edit: Hahaha, nice picture, too. =P

TheDancinZerg · 10-16-2007, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

dammit y'all beat me.

The story of Hammy.

Age 0: Hammy is born. Promptly loses nuts. Thus begins Hammy’s epic quest to find his personal holy grail – his nuts.

Age 2: Hammy finds fingers; mistakes them for nuts; learns a valuable lesson.

Age 3: Temporary setback as it is mandated that Hammy must learn to go poo in the potty before continuing his search for his nuts.

Age 6: Hammy forced to put quest aside daily to instead attend school. Is in and out of guidance counselors’ offices due to poor grades from doodling nuts during math.

Age 8: Hammy learns to ride a bike. Delighted, he quickly runs away from home in search for his nuts. For some reason mother finds fault with this and retrieves him.

Age 10: Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts. Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts; nuts nuts nuts, nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts.

Age 12: Discovers the internets ability to aid him in tracking down his nuts.

Age 13: Is quickly sidetracked by mountains of internet porn. It’s true what they say about there being porn of everything. Ew… nut porn.

Age 16: Finds FFR, pwns.

Age 18: For some reason trusts a random 22 year old guy he met on the internet and enlists his aid in finding his nuts. Weird jackass makes sarcastic comment about testicles, is quickly pwnt.

Age 19: With his friends at his side, Hammy stands courageous in the face of danger. He is confident that he will indeed one day, perhaps soon, find his nuts.

btw hammy, find your way to my place soon. presents are to be had.

eppik

Happy birthday man!!!

I don't even know you but still happy birthday!!!

okey wheres the cake, someone said there would be cake here...

**bmah** · 10-16-2007, 01:28 AM

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 10-16-2007, 01:43 AM

HAHA. Wtf, Bmah. XD

Edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDancinZerg

eppik

Happy birthday man!!!

I don't even know you but still happy birthday!!!

okey wheres the cake, someone said there would be cake here...

Thanks, haha. Cake is all gone, sorry. =P

Btw, <3 Starcraft.

**DrugstoreCowboy** · 10-16-2007, 01:57 AM

happy birthday loverrr

BEN.(SPEIRS) 7.5 · 10-16-2007, 01:59 AM

Happy birthday Hammy

But curse you, everytime I see a nut or a squirrel YOU pop into my head xD

SulferDragon · 10-16-2007, 02:14 AM

Had to wait until at least midnight PST time to tell you Happy Birthday!

chunky_cheese · 10-16-2007, 02:16 AM

*Nutcake* :O

wwwJ4mmYcouk · 10-16-2007, 04:27 AM

Happy Birthday

10-16-2007, 12:03 AM	#23
flipsta_lombax Lombax Connoisseur Join Date: May 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 34 Posts: 2,556	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Well, birthday suits are nifty as well! Bare squirrels > male strippers, for surenezz. Woot! STREAMERS! EDITZOR: Oh man Chazzy, that was hawtness. =P __________________ Best FGO: Time To Eye{3-0-0-0} Best SCORE: Husigi Usagi Milk Tei {16-1-2-8}

10-16-2007, 12:08 AM	#24
HammyMcSquirrel Everlong Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Age: 35 Posts: 3,833	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Hahaha. That was beautiful, Chaz. XD

10-16-2007, 12:20 AM	#26
flipsta_lombax Lombax Connoisseur Join Date: May 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 34 Posts: 2,556	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Very nice of yah Chaz. =3 Hahaha! Lucky you had a camera then too. xP __________________ Best FGO: Time To Eye{3-0-0-0} Best SCORE: Husigi Usagi Milk Tei {16-1-2-8}

10-16-2007, 12:24 AM	#27
LovelySwimAngel FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Age: 34 Posts: 76	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Yay happy birthday Hammy! :] I'm sorry I can't think of anything creative to say right now. D: __________________

10-16-2007, 12:30 AM	#29
DarkbearX Shimose Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Where you live Posts: 1,995	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Okayyyyy, this is my official Happy birthday post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!@!!@63463632 obligatory orange. Seriously though, I hope you have a good one. __________________ im gay SRL Page Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, and Cave Story speedruns D e e R F o r C e Leaderboards

10-16-2007, 12:44 AM	#30
Popmeister Uncommon sense Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 451	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear nuts...er, Hammy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! __________________ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡\|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲\|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴. AAAs Best: Sonata Quasi Una Fantasia Last edited by Popmeister; 10-16-2007 at 12:49 AM.. Reason: needs moar size 7

10-16-2007, 12:46 AM	#31
Professor Raine FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: D: Age: 33 Posts: 1,560	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Awesmoe man. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMMY!!! ^_^ __________________ My simfilez ---- Dancing Rain : Dancing Rain 2

10-16-2007, 12:59 AM	#32
HammyMcSquirrel Everlong Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Age: 35 Posts: 3,833	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Thanks Chaz. I'm always willing to help and stuff. Just don't rape me! =P Thanks again for all the happy birthdays from everyone! You guys rock! Edit: Hahaha, nice picture, too. =P Last edited by HammyMcSquirrel; 10-16-2007 at 02:17 AM..

10-16-2007, 01:28 AM	#34
bmah shots FIRED Global Moderator, User Support, Judge Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB Age: 36 Posts: 8,448	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

10-16-2007, 01:57 AM	#36
DrugstoreCowboy Is Famouz Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Michigan Age: 36 Posts: 3,409	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! happy birthday loverrr __________________

10-16-2007, 01:59 AM	#37
BEN.(SPEIRS) 7.5 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Letchworth, England Age: 31 Posts: 559	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Happy birthday Hammy But curse you, everytime I see a nut or a squirrel YOU pop into my head xD

10-16-2007, 02:14 AM	#38
SulferDragon this is a waste of space Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oregon Age: 33 Posts: 2,668	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Had to wait until at least midnight PST time to tell you Happy Birthday! __________________

10-16-2007, 02:16 AM	#39
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 33 Posts: 1,736	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Nutcake :O

10-16-2007, 04:27 AM	#40
wwwJ4mmYcouk FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: England Posts: 1,031	Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy! Happy Birthday __________________ Frank Lee Morris Μήπως πραγματικά πνιγεί;

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