first world problems here get ur first world problems here

[reuben_tate]

Make more cookies.

Also, I'm sad because there are so many good classes being offered next semester but I can't possibly take them all at once and since this is a small university, I'll probably have to wait a million years for those classes to be offered again

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by choof

pot kettle black

^^

[Mollocephalus]

Originally Posted by korny

no girl wants to suck on an uncircumsised dick

-? ?

[Spenner]

Originally Posted by korny

because I can never cum when I have sex

I have this problem, and the only thing that changes it is abstaining from stimulation and aphrodisiacs. I would prefer a different solution because they are not always doable or accessible.

[devonin]

Er...you realise abstain means to -not- do right? So they being undoable and unaccessible would be a good thing no?

[Arntonach]

Technically a 'first world' country is either America or one of it's allies., so technically any problem any American has is 'first world'.

I need a job.

[Spenner]

Originally Posted by devonin

Er...you realise abstain means to -not- do right? So they being undoable and unaccessible would be a good thing no?

Of course. I'm saying that leaving it alone for a little bit would probably bring back some sensitivity. It's not always something I can do when in a relationship where sexual deeds are expected most nights. It wouldn't just be me abstaining.

[GuidoHunter]

Originally Posted by Spenner

Of course. I'm saying that leaving it alone for a little bit would probably bring back some sensitivity. It's not always something I can do when in a relationship where sexual deeds are expected most nights. It wouldn't just be me abstaining.

So your partner isn't willing to put it off on occasion so that you can regain some sensitivity and pleasure with the act?

--Guido

[Spenner]

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

So your partner isn't willing to put it off on occasion so that you can regain some sensitivity and pleasure with the act?

--Guido

It's honestly not as dominant as it sounds. Long story short is that it's a long distance relationship and when I see her for a month or less after 4 months of not seeing her it's panic at the disco (or some other metaphor for you know what). Either way it's not a huge detriment to things.

[Arkuski]

I didn't know you were married Spenner congrats!

[Spenner]

Thanks but you're like a year or two in advance but thanks for real!!!

[korny]

I have sex with various partners at least once a day, even still I feel at my age that keratinization shouldn't be so much a problem, which is what i feel it is that I'm currently facing. I can't remember the last time I was able to finish without going far and beyond "the norm" of what most need to undergo to achieve their release. Having sex daily is common amongst partners who are more closely conjoined especially, so why I am facing these issues is beyond me. I haven't had to jack off since October. I'm going to try applying shea butter to see if that eases the issue. I'm desperate for any opportunity other than the sea cucumber route.

[gold stinger]

I just bought a computer for my brother for christmas

they forgot to include the keyboard in the box for the computer

[choof]

Originally Posted by korny

I have sex with various partners at least once a day, even still I feel at my age that keratinization shouldn't be so much a problem, which is what i feel it is that I'm currently facing. I can't remember the last time I was able to finish without going far and beyond "the norm" of what most need to undergo to achieve their release. Having sex daily is common amongst partners who are more closely conjoined especially, so why I am facing these issues is beyond me. I haven't had to jack off since October. I'm going to try applying shea butter to see if that eases the issue. I'm desperate for any opportunity other than the sea cucumber route.

u wot

[korny]

Uh, and if you don't know, one day you'll know, *****, uh

[Mollocephalus]

Did circumcision do this to you?

[JurseyRider734]

i just went to a midnight premiere of a movie and when i got home it was 2 hours later than the time i would normally take ambien. as a result of this, it's almost 5am and i'm still wide awake.... FML

[robertsona]

bored

[Pseudo Enigma]

went to see the 2nd hobbit movie last night but some bitches behind me were talking through the movie

shoulda fucking knife'd them right then and there, mother of fuck. #1stworldpr0blrms

[m0de]

Originally Posted by choof

u wot