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03-4-2009, 03:40 PM | #1 |
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Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times
RAAAAGE
Rawr. And btw it's MAGENTA. Jeez.
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Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times
I kind of envisioned it as more of a fuchsia.
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03-4-2009, 03:44 PM | #3 |
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Yeah...fuchsia sounds nicer too...
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Are you mocking my signature? Hang on, I gotta call 911.
I'm being bullied.
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03-4-2009, 03:45 PM | #5 |
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Tell them Quigly says hi.
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03-4-2009, 03:45 PM | #6 |
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You're infringing on my right to free speech! This is an emergency! The liberties of an American are being threatened! POOOLIIIIIICEEEE
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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Call the non-emergency number though.
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No the BBB doesn't care about the little man, they're out there for the businesses.
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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Oh so now you're calling me little???
**** this I'm suing. Better find yourself a lawyer.
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Mal: Seriously? "Who else was she going to call?" She could have called anyone. A non-emergency line. She could have talked to management. She could have even called a friend if she wasn't sure. Resorting to the emergency line is not really justifiable. Ignorance of your options doesn't make the wrong option the right one.
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****, how bout I give you some McNuggets then? I don't want to take that big a PR hit.
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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But that's the whole point of this fiasco.
THERE ARE NO MCNUGGETS!
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03-4-2009, 03:51 PM | #13 |
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Then make it a Big Mac WITH a large coke.
Oh and do you have any of those apple pies? I love those things.
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You drive a hard bargain
..because we're OUT OF BIG MACS! ..and COKE and fRIES AHHHHHHexplosion
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And CAPITAL f.
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What kind of boot-leg McDonald's is this?
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03-4-2009, 03:55 PM | #17 |
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Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times
Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage.
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A treasure hunter? Oo... *National Treasure Hunter.
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Annnd no one in this thread has ever done anything stupid. I came to realize this as everyone acts like this woman was the biggest idiot on the face of the planet for acting rashly and making a mistake.
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this.... is... SPARTAAAA!!!
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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