Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence. - Page 5

OneHandNow · 10-22-2010, 09:37 AM

I forgot about a research paper that was due today.

What do?

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by revolutionomega

I can't stop masturbating :'(

Find a productive hobby outside, work out constantly, or find a 'distraction' of the female (or male) gender.

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHandNow

I forgot about a research paper that was due today.

What do?

Start writing now.

**5.points** · 10-22-2010, 09:58 AM

How do I get myself more motivated to do ****.

**Emo_Saur_** · 10-22-2010, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 5.points

How do I get myself more motivated to do ****.

Prunes

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 5.points

How do I get myself more motivated to do ****.

Take out the batteries in the remote control, mouse, and handheld video gaming device, shop for groceries after eating, and create small goals toward being more productive like 15 push ups/sit ups during each commercial break, etc.

Iam90 · 10-22-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Litodude

I'm going to assume that you have a problem having a narcissistic, socialogically depressed online persona in an attempt to be witty and/or funny, colloquially, something I can't help with because you're a deliberate flamboyant homosexual - in a connotative sense.

1. sociologically
sub 1. that doesn't make any sense do u know what sociology is
2. depression is always psychic
3. colloquially refers to language what are you saying
4. do u know what connotation is

// thanks for proving my point now lets talk about how to fix this

**5.points** · 10-22-2010, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Litodude

Take out the batteries in the remote control, mouse, and handheld video gaming device, shop for groceries after eating, and create small goals toward being more productive like 15 push ups/sit ups during each commercial break, etc.

Good ideas, I tried a few with some successes. The main issue is with ideas or productivity that I go half way through with but eventually completely give up on. Sometimes the issue is I realize that it is either not practical enough or a waste of time, others times just out of laziness.

To sum it up, how do I gain dedication toward what I already begun?

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Iam90

// thanks for proving my point now lets talk about how to fix this

yes

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Originally Posted by 5.points

To sum it up, how do I gain dedication toward what I already begun?

Adderall.

justaguy · 10-22-2010, 04:03 PM

litodude u are dumb and unfunny fix you are life with suicide

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by justaguy

litodude u are dumb and unfunny fix you are life with suicide

Eat meat.

scientific · 10-22-2010, 04:45 PM

Times are hard
You're afraid to pay the fee
So you find yourself somebody
Who can do the job for free
When you need a bit of lovin'
Cause your man is out of town
That's the time you get me runnin'
And you know I'll be around

CHORUS:
I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah
I don't wanna do your dirty work
No more
I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah

Light the candle
Put the lock upon the door
You have sent the maid home early
Like a thousand times before
Like the castle in its corner
In a medieval game
I foresee terrible trouble
And I stay here just the same

CHORUS

protomanxl · 10-22-2010, 04:45 PM

ive done every designer drug available along with new research chemicals
pma,dom,t2b. and everything you can think of .....that said im F*#king crazy
but sence i dont talk 2 people knowbody knows .....ive been clean for a yr now but im still seeing things humans arnt sapose 2 see^^?? i wish i was kidding

The-Persian-King · 10-22-2010, 04:52 PM

What would happen to a minor (under 18) who attempts to rob someone, who's also carrying a knife, and threatening the victim? what's his sentence?

I was the victim, I wonder happened to the guy who tried to rob me.

roger the dodger 80 · 10-22-2010, 04:56 PM

floppy dicks

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by protomanxl

ive done every designer drug available along with new research chemicals
pma,dom,t2b. and everything you can think of .....that said im F*#king crazy
but sence i dont talk 2 people knowbody knows .....ive been clean for a yr now but im still seeing things humans arnt sapose 2 see^^?? i wish i was kidding

Check yourself in into a psychiatric ward.

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Originally Posted by The-Persian-King

What would happen to a minor (under 18) who attempts to rob someone, who's also carrying a knife, and threatening the victim? what's his sentence?

I was the victim, I wonder happened to the guy who tried to rob me.

Depending on the court, he can be tried as an adult and sent to jail for attempted armed robbery or just a slap on the wrists.

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Originally Posted by roger the dodger 80

floppy dicks

Viagra, Cialis, etc.

OneHandNow · 10-22-2010, 06:45 PM

What if I don't get accepted into my first choice Ivy League school?

What do?

?_?

leonid · 10-22-2010, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHandNow

What if I don't get accepted into my first choice Ivy League school?

What do?

?_?

Go to your second choice Ivy League school

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHandNow

What if I don't get accepted into my first choice Ivy League school?

What do?

?_?

You'll find that the business world don't really care which college you go to except for the last place you graduated and got your degree from, so feel free to roam schools.

**duddychuck@yahoo.com** · 10-22-2010, 06:55 PM

I'm constipated

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scientific FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 156	Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence. Times are hard You're afraid to pay the fee So you find yourself somebody Who can do the job for free When you need a bit of lovin' Cause your man is out of town That's the time you get me runnin' And you know I'll be around CHORUS: I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh yeah I don't wanna do your dirty work No more I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh yeah Light the candle Put the lock upon the door You have sent the maid home early Like a thousand times before Like the castle in its corner In a medieval game I foresee terrible trouble And I stay here just the same CHORUS __________________ ya

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