10-17-2008, 01:20 PM | #1 |
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Enlarge your E-Penis
I was searching for a spoof scientific research report on the E-penis when I came across this. It's an article talking about how to grow and nurture your E-Penis. Check it out for a good laugh.
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10-17-2008, 03:47 PM | #2 | ||
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This guy needs to get laid or something.
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10-17-2008, 04:38 PM | #3 | |
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haha xD
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10-17-2008, 04:59 PM | #4 | |
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Something Awful is horrible.
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10-17-2008, 05:11 PM | #5 |
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10-17-2008, 05:21 PM | #6 |
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The author needs to really see a shrink or something. Seems like they have a lot bottled up.
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10-17-2008, 07:12 PM | #7 |
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h3llacious is awful and horrible
no really
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10-17-2008, 07:25 PM | #8 |
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Hahaha this is great.
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10-17-2008, 07:28 PM | #9 |
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Nevermind that some of us might actually be hardware enthusiasts (and that's totally wrong) and maybe even be in the business. I own a business building computers, and on my Tom's Hardware account my sig includes my specs... just like everyone else's sig on that site. I don't see how that makes me a jackass.
I also don't see what's wrong about using browsers other than IE. I choose Firefox (and occasionally Chrome) for a lot of reasons, but that doesn't make me an asshole for doing so. I have no problem with satire, but it actually has to be funny. When the guy is being more of a raging dickhead than the people he is criticizing, I draw the line there.
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10-17-2008, 10:43 PM | #10 |
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I actually wasted minutes of my life reading that.
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10-17-2008, 11:01 PM | #11 |
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VERY INTERNET PERSON: "**** man, IE just crashed."
YOU: "I don't use IE, I use TurboSurf 200X Ultimate Pro Edition Zarg. It's never crashed on me in nine years, which is truly remarkable consider I only downloaded it last night. hahahahahahahahah |
10-17-2008, 11:01 PM | #12 |
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I know, you're kind of left with this sense of loss.
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
10-17-2008, 11:35 PM | #13 |
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That was the funniest thing.
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10-18-2008, 01:35 AM | #14 |
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10-18-2008, 02:02 AM | #15 |
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Eh, it seemed forced and was lame...
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10-18-2008, 02:06 AM | #16 |
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im not gunna lie the only thing i read was what i quoted earlier
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10-18-2008, 02:09 AM | #17 |
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my penis is bigger than your epenis
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10-18-2008, 02:17 AM | #18 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flas...og-cartoon.php
even that crap is better. |
10-18-2008, 06:44 AM | #19 |
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LOL.
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10-19-2008, 01:51 PM | #20 |
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I couldn't agree more.
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