"How To Know If Your A Noob" Guide

[L[][]K]

Well I've seen a lot of threads posted about how would you know if you are a noob/newb/n00b/newbie/etc or not. A lot of people from the community have given out good answers to the makers of the thread on this topic but there was never really one thread that really stated the ways the tell if you were a noob or not. I've decided to write a little guide thing tell if your a noob or not. I use the term noob loosely because what most people consider a noob as is a person who stinks at whatever they're doing (in this case it's FFR). There are a lot of people who are under the rank 3000 who are considered "noobish". The real definition of a noob/newb/newbie/n00b/etc is "a new player" or "a person who is new as some activity or game". But they both kind of mean the same thing with the "noob" not being that good at the game or just flat out sucking. Anyways, here is a little chart that you can look at to see if you are infactm, a noob or not.

You are a noob if...

- Your average rank is above 60,000
- If you get all excited and think your awesome after you've just gotten through Flight of the Bumblebee or Vertex Beta (Yes, it's cool once you get through it the first time, but if you keep getting the same feeling from getting through it over and over again then, well, you know...)
- If you brag about having a somewhat low overall rank (between 4,000-1,000) but you have around 20,000-30,000 songs played.
- If you still haven't AAA'ed the Easiest songs.
- If you don't know what FC means.
- If you Grand Total Score isn't even over 1,000,000.
- If you don't know who Shashakiro is.
- If you button spam standard or tricky song.

These are just some what I've come up with. You can all add on to the list by setting up your chart thing like this and then just putting it into a post:

You are a noob if...
...................................................
- (Insert Text Here)

Try not to Spam on this thread to not make it all cluttered and try to be neat when posting (it's called grammer and correct spelling people! )
Also, Admins may want to sticky this. It might be helpful for people to see it and whatever. It may not be up to the sticky standards though .

Hope this little guide thing helped some people.

[craZ_kylo]

You are a noob if...
youve never gotten over a 900 combo
- (Insert Text Here)

[rshadow8888]

Sticky fishing are we?

I'd rather watch TV today.

[[HectoGtzMX]]

Im ... still kinda newbie xDDD ... but I'll take a guess

You are a noob if......................................................

- You dont have any skill tokens

^^

[MagicCarpetRide]

Originally Posted by L[][]K

(it's called grammer and correct spelling people! )

Yeah.....

[spinal_compression]

You are a noob if...
You try to tell noobs that they are noobs by making a list of things that may 
make them feel noobish...

Games played means nothing - So what if you boo out a lot or use AF a lot.

Grandtotal means nothing - So what if you play a lot? That doesn't mean you're good. I can make a new account right now and I would pawn everyone around my low 1,000,000ish rank. Because I'll have 0 grand total doesn't make me a noob.

AAA's aren't all that. You can SDG a song and you'll still have a good rank. AAA does show skill but it takes skill to get good scores on songs anyway.

Bragging = Confidence and will help you to get better.

You don't know who Shash is then you don't look at scores or aren't a member of the forums.

You don't know what the commonly used FFR terms are then you don't read stickies or aren't a member of the forums.

[Trumpetman4eva]

Originally Posted by spinal_compression

You are a noob if...
You try to tell noobs that they are noobs by making a list of things that may 
make them feel noobish...

Games played means nothing - So what if you boo out a lot or use AF a lot.

Grandtotal means nothing - So what if you play a lot? That doesn't mean you're good. I can make a new account right now and I would pawn everyone around my low 1,000,000ish rank. Because I'll have 0 grand total doesn't make me a noob.

AAA's aren't all that. You can SDG a song and you'll still have a good rank. AAA does show skill but it takes skill to get good scores on songs anyway.

Bragging = Confidence and will help you to get better.

You don't know who Shash is then you don't look at scores or aren't a member of the forums.

You don't know what the commonly used FFR terms are then you don't read stickies or aren't a member of the forums.

owned

[g4z33b0]

pot

kettle

black

You are a noob if...
...................................................

- 

obligatory.

[stfuitsbrandon]

you are a noob if:
you make a thread like this.

[Fantasticone]

You are a noob is you are.................an ass, wow easy.

[dore]

You know you're a noob when you spell you're "your."

Also Fantasticone is right, thread over etc etc

[alster1]

Originally Posted by stfuitsbrandon

you are a noob if:

you make a thread like this.

agreed

[brothaice]

If you brag about having a somewhat low overall rank (between 4,000-1,000) but you have around 20,000-30,000 songs played.

Thats impossible.

[Vlasic]

I avoid songs that are tricky or below since they're boring to me and I want to have fun and improve my skills. Just because someone can AAA the easier songs doesn't mean they really want to. Just my two cents.

Almost forgot:

Originally Posted by L[][]K

(it's called grammer and correct spelling people! )

It's spelled "Grammar" with an "a".

[dcr]

Your A Newb If You Brag About Having The First Try Skill Token

[Popmeister]

You're a n00b if you don't have a lot of forum posts oh noez imma n00b

[rel89]

This isn't worth a sticky.

[Adamaja456]

Originally Posted by rel89

This isn't worth a sticky.

agreed

This thread is worthless.

[KJackson4136]

Originally Posted by L[][]K

- If you still haven't AAA'ed the Easiest songs.

What if you're like me and not into FFR enough to play the easy songs?

[dcr]

Your A Newb If You Randomly Put Good People As Your Buddies