Clean can be funny....

insomniac_platypus · 11-7-2007, 08:46 PM

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want..." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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One day, a woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and then ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hony, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!" The husband said, "Oh my God!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "It doesn't matter," she said, "just GET OUT!"
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is a husband.
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A Polish immagrant went to the DMV to get a liscence. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that read, "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z." "Can you read this?" he asked. "Read it?" The Polish man asked. "I know the guy."
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Fifty one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina man, was drafted by the army. On his first day in basic training, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army sheared off all his hair. On his second day, he was issued a toothbrush. That same afternoon, the dentist pulled seven of his teeth. His third day, he was issued a jock-strap. The army has been searching for Herman for fifty one years.
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Do you know any funny clean jokes? Please post them here, as I might compose an email of them

Thanks~

~INSOMNIAC

madmatt621 · 11-7-2007, 09:51 PM

FYI: PROPER SPELLING, PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR ARE MANDATORY

**Nyokou** · 11-7-2007, 10:13 PM

FYI: madmatt621 DotY

Tokzic · 11-7-2007, 10:19 PM

i have a clean joke

what is black, white, and red all over

the answer is, of course, sticky throbbing penises

also blooming beauty i am nyokou lmfao what

**Nyokou** · 11-7-2007, 10:24 PM

I am your master.

And thank you massflavour! ToshX and I should have totally won that.

massflavour · 11-7-2007, 10:26 PM

ahaha shouldn't have deleted that

SuperSonicX · 11-8-2007, 09:54 AM

This thread is going places.

Sorry Guido

11-7-2007, 08:46 PM	#1
insomniac_platypus FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Candy Mountain Posts: 149	Clean can be funny.... One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want..." So he tied her up and went golfing. ******************************************************** One day, a woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and then ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hony, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!" The husband said, "Oh my God!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "It doesn't matter," she said, "just GET OUT!" ****************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is a husband. ****************************************************** A Polish immagrant went to the DMV to get a liscence. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that read, "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z." "Can you read this?" he asked. "Read it?" The Polish man asked. "I know the guy." ****************************************************** Fifty one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina man, was drafted by the army. On his first day in basic training, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army sheared off all his hair. On his second day, he was issued a toothbrush. That same afternoon, the dentist pulled seven of his teeth. His third day, he was issued a jock-strap. The army has been searching for Herman for fifty one years. ******************************************************** Do you know any funny clean jokes? Please post them here, as I might compose an email of them Thanks~ ~INSOMNIAC

11-7-2007, 09:51 PM	#2
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11-7-2007, 10:13 PM	#3
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11-7-2007, 10:19 PM	#4
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	Re: Clean can be funny.... i have a clean joke what is black, white, and red all over the answer is, of course, sticky throbbing penises also blooming beauty i am nyokou lmfao what __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what Last edited by Tokzic; 11-7-2007 at 10:28 PM..

11-7-2007, 10:24 PM	#5
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