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Old 03-1-2009, 09:55 AM   #1
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Default beached whale wants penis

So i checked my email and came across this

The sick thing is her/his location actually says Tacoma, Washington so I don't know if its just spam or something she sent to me on purpose. Either way, I wont get a boner for the rest of the day.

Here's her/his/fatass's link:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=321479397

Anyone else have stories of ugly and/or fat people wanting sexual stuff
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Old 03-1-2009, 09:56 AM   #2
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Ahaha poor Adamaja
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Old 03-1-2009, 10:06 AM   #3
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Thats a guy? o0
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Old 03-1-2009, 10:23 AM   #4
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Happens to me all the time on my one email address I just started getting the most random emails. Never happend to me on facebook though.
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:11 AM   #5
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And that's why i'm not on myspace.
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:15 AM   #6
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Say hello to her little friend.
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:19 AM   #7
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Adam you could win a ps3!
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:28 AM   #8
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Wtf is that thing?
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:34 AM   #9
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Lucky you, you just got yourself a PS3. Congratulations.
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:36 AM   #10
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hahahaha the title is hilarious!!! and ew shes/he, i think IT fits better here wants anything she can get.
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Old 03-1-2009, 11:55 AM   #11
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hahahaha the title is hilarious!!! and ew shes/he, i think IT fits better here wants anything she can get.
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Old 03-1-2009, 12:17 PM   #12
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And this is why Christians get called hypocritical so often. People like this.

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Old 03-1-2009, 12:20 PM   #13
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ROFL! Take them both.
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Old 03-1-2009, 12:34 PM   #14
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yo id do it for a ps3, just close your eyes

and you'll feel good in the process whats the problem
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And this is why Christians get called hypocritical so often. People like this.

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I know what you're getting at here and agree with you...but gay people can be Christians. It's from my experiences and understanding that it's not something you can decide or just "turn off". Yes homosexuality is a sin, however if it's not really something that can be helped, you shouldn't criticize them for for not conducting themselves like Christians.
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This is why I don<t have facebook or myspace.
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Old 03-1-2009, 12:58 PM   #17
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Dude you should tare that up. She's... I mean it's a keeper!
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Old 03-1-2009, 01:42 PM   #18
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I know what you're getting at here and agree with you...but gay people can be Christians. It's from my experiences and understanding that it's not something you can decide or just "turn off". Yes homosexuality is a sin, however if it's not really something that can be helped, you shouldn't criticize them for for not conducting themselves like Christians.
Actually, I disagree with this.
I believe in some cases it is a hormonal imbalance, and in that case it is a situation that cannot be helped. But there is a difference between feeling that physical temptation towards the sin and committing the sin. So, if you choose to act on the sin, it will be judged as sinning.

I believe that a large amount of people are in it for the attention or are forced into a position where they feel they must be gay due to peer pressure and social pressure in general. This is wrong on 2 counts in my opinion.

So, I personally don't treat them differently because I act on the principal hate the sin, not the sinner. But I disagree that in a situation such as that, it is completely excusable.

So, in essence, someone who had those thoughts and feelings towards other people of the same sex due to a situation they could not help would not be sinning. But should they act on the feelings and follow through with a relationship and pursue things of that sort, it is sinning nonetheless.
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Old 03-1-2009, 01:53 PM   #19
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hey man, don't be dissin'



she means srs bsnss about dis
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Old 03-1-2009, 01:58 PM   #20
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id might consider going out with her if she had a refrigerator full of luscious yum yums, luscious yum yums make me happy .
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