Proof that the youth today are idiots.

[jewpinthethird]

This thread is dedicated too all the stupid things you have done in your life. A compilation of reasons why our generation is not fit to run the future world.

I will begin.

One day I was thinking about how telephones (non-cordless) got their power. I had grown up with cordless phones, which always need to be plugged into an an electrical outlet.

This is the part where the logical part of my brain literally shut it self off.

I decided to press the live end of a phone cord onto the flesh part of my bottom lip.

The next thing I remember is unbelievable, intense pain shooting through my face. Though it was only a split second, it felt like an eternity.

Afterwards I said aloud to myself "What the hell was I thinking?"

[-Fallen-]

Sounds intense.

[FishFishRevolution]

Tim: "Hey todd, are you coming down for the 4th of July Parade this year?"
Todd: "Oh yeah, when is that, like the 14th?"
Tim: "...."

[JurseyRider734]

One time I went into my mom's bathroom. I picked up her razor because I had never seen one before/never touched one. I was wondering what the blades did, so I ran my thumb across the blades the long way, slicing my thumb. It was bleeding horribly and I was embarassed to tell my mom what I did because it was retarded, so I just washed it and wrapped it in paper towels.


P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D

[FishFishRevolution]

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D

She's right; the internet is proof enough.

[Bahamut-X]

Once one I was little I stuck a kleenex in a candle in the bathroom and it lit on fire. I was so embarrased it took me awhile to tell my mom. She was really angry.

[Sera13]

when i was a kid i was doing some work with my dad at these peoples house and they had an electric fence.. i was walking past it and grabbed it.. and i was like WTH.. so.. i grabbed it again.. getting shocked once more, pretty high voltage too, it was keeping in cows and horses... then.. i walked away.. after regaining breath.. got a wet towel and go.. hm.. i heard water conducted electricity to i slappy the fence with it, and held on to it.. the shock came and i let go of the towel.. still on the fence.. so i went back and grabbed it again.. THATS STUPID

[Sera13]

I also Stuck my parents keys in the outlet when i was a kid and shot my self accross the room, i was like.. 2

[Tps222]

One time, I was cleaning my kitchen, and I went to go put away the iron, little did I know tha it had just recently been used, and smart me, grabbed the front of the iron with my palm, though, I felt retarded and didn't want to tell anyone, so I just ran under som cold water and delt with wit. I had blisters on my hand for weeks. I don't have enough time to talk about the rest of my stupid injuries.

[lightdarkness]

Originally Posted by JurseyRider734

One time I went into my mom's bathroom. I picked up her razor because I had never seen one before/never touched one. I was wondering what the blades did, so I ran my thumb across the blades the long way, slicing my thumb. It was bleeding horribly and I was embarassed to tell my mom what I did because it was retarded, so I just washed it and wrapped it in paper towels.


P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D

Similar story... I picked up my razor to see if it was any good, and cut my thumb

lolz

[FishFishRevolution]

Hehe, we are the generation of kids who defeated natural selection, and will spread defective genes AROUND THE WORLD!

[Sera13]

sad part about this is, the stories we are telling or stories of people i would call "weebles" or "wondarts" becuase if they hadnt taken those toys off the market they would have been one of the ones to kill themselves with it.. (not calling anyone in here one, im just saying, we did stupid things once or twice, take of all stories give em to one person and boom, you have yourself a weeble)

[Tasuke]

In secong grade I was really bored in class, so I started to stick my pencil in my ear.
Eraser end first and, the pencil came out but not the actual eraser. I ended up having
to go to the hospital after skool, and they stuck this sharp thing in to get it back out.

On Monday I was getting a ride home from McDonald's (where I was going down the play place
slides on a tray, it makes you go hella-fast). So my friend's sister says "Sorry, we're going too
fast I can't stop. But, I'll slow down so you can jump out." Of course, she was just kidding, but
I've always wanted to jump outta a car. So I jumped out. I scaped my hip and elbow, but it was
so worth it!

[vashthestampede0987]

Umm.... www.gaiaonline.com ?

[dAnceguy117]

Today I hit myself in the face with a tennis racquet.

Oh, and www.gaiaonline.com.

[-Fallen-]

Sliced my thumb wide open with an army knife.

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by lightdarkness

Similar story... I picked up my razor to see if it was any good, and cut my thumb

lolz

Ha, I too have done the same thing as Jay, only I ran the blade along the palm of my left hand.

[ananana]

I play games with my razor to see how much I can go without getting cut.

[Sera13]

also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove so i put both my hands on the top of the stove one on each eye, and i pushed my self up and thats when i foudn out both the stove eyes where on... ouch.

PS: i edited it so now it semi makes sense

[nostopballa]

Once,in 7th grade, I had broke my glasses in basketball practice ( 6 am ). Then in 8th period i decided to be 'funny' and walk into the door.(as if i couldn't see). Well, the teacher saw me and told me to go to the nurse. Very embarassing, i just hung out in the hallway for 10 minutes or so.

Another time, I was playing basketball on those goals you hang up on the door. Then I "dunked" it and stuck my hand in the light switch that didnt have a cover.

Also i sliced my finger with a utility knife, while doing something stupid with it.