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Old 04-23-2014, 06:52 PM   #26
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Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench, when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.
The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady couldn't reach.
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Sometimes when I am in a mad rush to shit and the toilet seat is up I do this motion where I am both putting the lid down and quickly sitting on said lid at the same time, but I have this nagging fear that at some point I am going to sit down wrong and somehow slam my nuts underneath the lid.


/phobia
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