11-20-2012, 04:13 PM
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The Doctor
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 35
Posts: 6,145
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Re: Fatherhood
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Originally Posted by adlp
i heard if youre strapped for cash both you and the baby should feed from your wife's tit
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We're actually going to bottle the milk and sell it on ebay. Portions start at $12.99 a bottle, or you can sign up for us to mail you a bottle a month for a year for $89.99 (or $79.99 with our senior discount!). Also, we're selling the child into slavery. That is, unless he looks like Justin Beiber. In that case, we're doing a fourth trimester abortion.
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