[Crashfan3]

Bumping this because I just had the most vividly strange dream:

22 December 2010


So we're at the store and we see an old female friend of mine from high school sitting by the curb. We stop and talk to her and find out that her parents kicked her out, so we invite her to come live with us for a while and she accepts.

However, she turns out to be a witch and spends her days at our home "hacking" into my thoughts and basically turning me into a puppet. At one point I walk home with a bag of leeches and start throwing them on things and people around the house, all completely against my will. Eventually I confront her about it and she teaches me to militarize my mind (kind of like in Inception) which is helpful because a few days later these master wizards decide to attack and I somehow use my new found consciousness to reflect their own evil thoughts against them. Then I got to be town hero for a day and I got one of those giant checks for $10,000 and I got to eat a ****ton of pancakes at IHOP for free.

Damn.