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fido123 · 11-1-2009, 11:43 PM

I was going to go to a party with my friend as guido's (More townie douchebag but w/e). We already own all of the attire. Tan in a can, sunglasses (at 2AM), really really thick hair gel, jeans and 4 holliseter polo's with the collars pop popped. We were just going to enter every room going:

"SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP LAAAADIEESS...STILL SINGLE...STILL SINGLE"

Then go up to every guy and go

"YO BRA...WHERE'S THE SLUTS BRAH...WHERE'S THE SLUTS...GUNNA GET MAH DICK WET TONIGHT".

God I would have to kill myself when I got home. Sad thing is I would have just acted like a douche and never break character for the lulz until we got back in the car. To bad that party got canceled and I ended up seeing movie while my friend got molested by a flaming homosexual in the back seat of my car.

In b4 that homo was me which it was not 4srs

11-1-2009, 11:43 PM	#27
fido123 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 4,245	Re: What are you going to be for halloween? I was going to go to a party with my friend as guido's (More townie douchebag but w/e). We already own all of the attire. Tan in a can, sunglasses (at 2AM), really really thick hair gel, jeans and 4 holliseter polo's with the collars pop popped. We were just going to enter every room going: "SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP SUP LAAAADIEESS...STILL SINGLE...STILL SINGLE" Then go up to every guy and go "YO BRA...WHERE'S THE SLUTS BRAH...WHERE'S THE SLUTS...GUNNA GET MAH DICK WET TONIGHT". God I would have to kill myself when I got home. Sad thing is I would have just acted like a douche and never break character for the lulz until we got back in the car. To bad that party got canceled and I ended up seeing movie while my friend got molested by a flaming homosexual in the back seat of my car. In b4 that homo was me which it was not 4srs Last edited by fido123; 11-1-2009 at 11:45 PM..