09-7-2008, 10:41 PM
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plain old ugly ass dumbas
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
Posts: 3,303
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Re: shameful confessions :x
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Originally Posted by Babyvpr
I wake up some mornings with my hand down my underwear...
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That happens to me a lot D:..
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Originally Posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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