[funmonkey54]

FFR Portfolios - those pesky fold up files with random scraps of paper sticking out that you never actually use then one day find in the back of a file cabinet and look through it when you stumble upon a degree that you printed off a few years back and include it in your resume and get the job then put it in your college portfolio and they are like "Why the heck would you want this?" then you get all depressed and need somewhere to go so you go back to the site and find out that you are ranked in the millions now so you get even more depressed so you whore the game for a week straight and find yourself ranked in the hundreds again so you print off a degree and then the whole unfortunate cycle starts over again.

Originally Posted by reptile3141

Dude...if I AAA'd VB (which I WOULD) and didn't get Oni...I would dive face first into an underground pool which has no water. Understand?

No!!! Why the heck would you do that! That is a total waste of the water wingies I got you for your birthday last year!