Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 

Are you serious?

Yes.

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My problems keep needing multiple-sentence solutions.

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You're not finding the root of your problems and solving it from there.

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I got 99 problems

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How do I beat Onix with a Pikachu?

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My problem is, I can't figure out how to divide by 0 :(

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 

but a bitch ain't one.

Imagine you have 3 really cool cookies and you want to take them away in groups of zero at a time but then you'd be taking them out for forever since each time you took away zero no change in your 3 really cool cookies happens thus you're doing it for forever; no cookie for you.

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 

Douse Onix in water when Pikachu activates the emergency sprinkler system.
Go back to high school and figure it out!

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how do you swap two integers without using a temp variable?

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how do I create a new thread? I'm serious. I wanna post a thread!!!

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There's a bright blue button labeled "New Thread" right above the words, "Threads in Forum."

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I have an erection.

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okay lito, help me out with this lol


k so, there's this girl i really like, she's a cheerleader, she doesn't know i exist, what should i do



i will love you forever if you solve this

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 

Stick it in his butt and pee.

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Introduce yourself and tell her how you feel, that way you can develop a backbone and social skills.

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My daughter's sperm donor refuses to get a job D:<

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Call child services, file a lawsuit, and have his parents or legal guardian pay child support otherwise they will take all of his possessions if the parents/guardians refuse.

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He's too busy with TS. Rofl. I went to court last year for cs. $50 a month. |: Not enough to raise a toddler.

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but dude it will make me seem like a creeper