PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!

Sk8tah has dropped a bomb

I don’t think it’s possible for a girl to rape a guy after all… guys ALWAYS want it:3

I'mo kick yo' ass!

I can feel my braincells commiting suicide

I'm sorry, what now?

Fan-fuckin'-tastic!

Congradu-fuckin'-lations!

You think I give a good goddamn?!

I'm going to rip your spine out and use it for a coat hanger.

Whooptie-fuckin'-doo!

Can it, Gaylord.

There may, or may not be something living in your pocket.

We have a situation here!...I'm horny!

I have morning wood and I can hear radio stations in my head...I'll leave you to figure that one out.(go on I dare you.)

What in zee hell?!

Hey fuck you man!

Caffine'll kill ya'!

LIAR!!!

Death waits for no one, but I'll give you a ten second head start.

This is no time for your fagosity!

Don't give me a reason, no one will miss you.

Put a cock in it!

Shut it up!

Alright, muthafu(ka'?!

Touch me and you die.

Move along, asshole.

When life give you lemons, punch it in the face and take some apples.

You just HAD to say something, didn't you?!

You have just been violated!!

Take Captain Hook out of your ass and let's go!

Get the fuck outta the way!

If you can see my face while I'm driving, let me know so I can run you over.

I want a good, clean fight...here's some bottles and a couple rocks, LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Did you feel...molested when you woke up?

I'll sodomize you with a rusty chainsaw!

Find the kid that no one talks to, and talk to him every day. You'll live longer.

There are easier, and less painful ways to commit suicide.

Give me a dictionary, I'm going to smack some knowledge into you!

What the hell do I think about when I'm asleep?

There are things going on in my mind that I don't even know about...

[x] you are always saying stuff that doesnt make any sense
[x] you like to babble about stuff and don't realize it
[x] you get mad at the littlest things
[x] you like to sing random songs that your friends think are annoying
[x] you like to jump in puddles when its raining
[x] you act crazy just to make people laugh when they feel blue
[x] you think being cussed at is funny
[x] you never know when to shut up
[] you like to talk back to your parents
[x] you think this is a quiz
[x] you like to be the center of attention
[x] you think its funny when someone gets hurt(sometimes)
[x] you think its just so fun to be sarcastic
[ ]you think you're the best
[x]you think like a scientist
[x]you are always rite
[x]you love 2 cheer ppl up
[x]you stare at things and dont notice it
[x]you think this is fun
[x]you're laughing right now
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Take the number you X'd multiple it by 5.
Repost as "I am___% Idiot"