Who wants to text me?
And
who has an iPhone or itouch?

Oh God!
Oh Allah!
Oh Vishnu!
Oh Buddah!
Oh Satan!
Oh Jah!

Anyone please please please let me see him again. 

In all my days I have never been so struck and enlightened by ones' drunken ramblings. 

His inebriated attempt to kiss me and I shied away foolishly, giggling like a virgin school girl. I inquired as to what he was doing. 

Just want to give you a little kiss. 

I giggle. 

People come back in the room. 

I whisper. 

Do it now, I say. He laughs. But he's watching, he replies. I told him, he doesn't care. He laughs and gives me a coy smile. I think he will. He waits anxiously until people leave the room and turns to me again. 

A perfect soft drug laced kiss a little tongue and gentle pressure. I swoon in my elated state. 

There now, that wasn't so bad now was it?

WHAT ARE YOU TWO WHISPERING ABOUT?!

People are back. 

We snicker. 

Rastafari. 

The remix.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysd5Sr4Co5Y&client=mv-google&gl=US&hl=en&xl=AdsControl1

It's funny, today I was flippin thru the few channels we have here and notices that there was a happy meal commercial on every channel.  "no wonder why kids are so fat nowadays" is the first thing that I thought about. Not even three minutes later I heard a crash, then crying. I peeped out of my blinds and there was little Syerra from upstairs laying on the ground bawling her eyes out. Apparently the front tire of the bike she was riding bent under the weight of her FAT ASS. I know I shouldn't have but I laughed very hard and very long. 

Ok, I did one of these before but I've made a lot of friends since then.
I also relized I have more friends than votes and those two numbers should be EQUAL
Vote me and I'll vote cha back,hunnys.

1)I _____ Hurricaneheistess777.
2)Hurricaneheistess777 is _____.
3)Hurricaneheistess777 likes to ______.
4)I want to _____ Hurricaneheistess777.
5)Hurricaneheistess777 can ______.
6)Someday Hurricaneheistess777 will ______.
7)Hurricaneheistess777 reminds me of ______.
8)Without Hurricaneheistess777, it will be _____.
9)Right now, I bet Hurricaneheistess777 is thinking about _____.
10)Hurricaneheistess777 makes me want to _______.
11)If I could spend the day with Hurricaneheistess777, I'd _____.
12)Hurricaneheistess777 is made of _______.
13)If I could be Hurricaneheistess777 for a day, I'd ______.
14)Hurricaneheistess777's alter-ego is __________.
15)I want to give Hurricaneheistess777 ______.
16)If I could set Hurricaneheistess777 up with someone it'd be ________.