WOOH!
Posted on: October 10, 2008, at 10:57:59pm

okay...well im teaching myself a new way to type..so im just gonna sit here and type a whole bunch of randomness, because i am a little bored and need better typing skills. so im gonna be rambling on for a while. and notify me if i have any misspelled words. because that would bug me, and i dont want to take the time and read this over again, and realize..wow, im an idiot for writing such nonsense...considering even I wouldnt read this far, the chances of any of you making it this far deserves a pat on the back and a job well done for nothing..you have probably lost braincells by this point due to the lack of integrity or organization of my writing. but even so, you have done well (whoever you may be) by making it this far and deserve applauding.looking around i notice that i have three un eaten chicken..things from some place i can not recall, and a glass sitting with no liquid, because it is now in my belly, *note == i keep hitting "g" instead of "f"..and it is annoying the crap out of me. == anyways due to the fact that the rest of us have already stopped reading, the chances you are actually still reading this are about the same as a bear falling out of the sky, and beating you to a bloody pulp with a rubber chicken. not that i would wish that upon anyone...also, i have a zit on my lip..its piercing pain is that of something incredible. and i am actually considering biting a small portion of my lip off so i wont have to deal with the zit any longer..........
my lip is now bloody., much like the unfortunate Samaritans who were beaten by the bear..to those of you who have read this far..why?, the rest of us have forgotten about this whole experience and moved on, aside from the bear beating up someone with a rubber chicken,..that good laugh will stay in the thoughts of many..but honestly, the rest of us have disregarded the fact that this is quite possibly the most irrelevant thing ever written and or read, and we have all moved on with our lives.

1. 1: austen parker
   Posted at 11:19pm on October 10th, 2008

   im so amazing
   =)
2. 2: moondoggie_luv
   Posted at 9:10am on December 8th, 2008

   omfg, all you need is some waffles and this would be so epic it would be considered LEGENDARY!!!!!
   oh, and you spelled "im" wrong...its "i'm"
   LOL
3. 3: surfer01girl
   Posted at 9:51pm on March 9th, 2009

   Now i realize why you are honestly my ultimate best friend from the bottom of my heart. You managed to make me happy cry, nearly choke on koolaid laughing, Smile so big you'd think I had an evil plot, have an uncanny want for KFC Chicken , wish I was in G-ville (Fire tuck face much T_T), feel like could be a lot weirder, wanting to look at the moon, and Think about putting my hand through the computer screen all in one paragraph.
   R (not saying it ;D)Austen Parker/ Ducky/ the creator of Sex Muffin, You are the best person in the world who made my day sunshiney goodness with holes and flats instead of grey<3
   :3
4. 4: surfer01girl
   Posted at 9:52pm on March 9th, 2009

   Thank you so much ^_^