FFR the game
Posted on: May 28, 2008, at 11:50:32pm

I r gud at FFR. I breaks 30 on avg rank. Yay.

If only computers couldn't play FFR and we lived in a world where people who played FFR were warriors and stuff. We would all have spaceships and would have to fight dinosaur-like aliens (to defend Earth) and they'd shoot laser beams at us in battle. The computer would then play a song that matched these conveniently spaced laser beams. Then we could ideally conserve shield power by tapping only when the laser was just about to hit and build up lots and lots of energy. Then, because we built up so much power from AAA'ing the laser beam songs, we could shoot a huge death beam back and blow up the dinosaur aliens and save the day.

Someone definitely needs to make a game like that. It could have Campaign Mode and everything. The boss would be "Dragulus" or something.

Dragulus: Surrender now, foolish Earthlings!... you shall never survive my ultra-enhanced conveniently spaced laser beams!!! GIVE UP NOW!!!

Skel: Oh no! My arms are going to fall off! I can't take it anymore!!! Not the Death Piano lasers!!!

????: heh heh... Bring it on!

Skel: Whoa! Is that!? Could it be!?!?!?

MrRubix: Thanks for holding em' off 'til here, man. I've got it... Prepare to be pwned, Fagulus!

Rubix near-AAA's the laser beams and shoots a massive death ray at Fagulus, and the humans are victorious!

(Lmao.)

1. 1: Villiex
   Posted at 11:30pm on June 9th, 2008

   I found this freaking entertaining.
2. 2: Skeleton-GotW
   Posted at 11:38pm on June 9th, 2008

   Why ty, Mr. Villiex.
3. 3: i love you
   Posted at 7:36am on June 18th, 2008

   This is just funny and epic at the same time. xD
4. 4: Bluearrowll
   Posted at 4:31pm on June 18th, 2008

   Figures MrRubix would be in there. You forgot to add his Omnipwn though.
5. 5: Coda375
   Posted at 3:04am on July 7th, 2008

   Lmao, that is good shit.
6. 6: zxien
   Posted at 9:50pm on June 20th, 2012

   lol mr.rubix XD