PLEASE DON'T READ, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS IN ALL CAPS
Posted on: August 23, 2007, at 07:34:35pm

In 1896, there were a bunch of morons on a site, http://www.flashflashrevolution.com to be exact. Said morons annoyed a good portion of their fellow members on this site by spreading horror stories beginning with PLEASE DON'T READ, stories which outlined the story of murdered souls who want nothing more than for you to post large amounts of text all over a little known (but no less awesome) site. One day, a simfile artist by the name of Notae parodied these annoying stories and posted it on his profile shortly after seeing the stories turn up on his new simfiles in a matter of seconds after posting them. Now that you have read this, you will be forced to read these stories on more and more simfiles. The only way to stop it is to post this exact text on your profile, AND DELETE THOSE STUPID STORIES OFF YOUR SIMFILE COMMENTS.

1. 1: ZinthAzlan
   Posted at 8:25am on August 28th, 2007

   *reads title*
   CRAP!
2. 2: nate mdance
   Posted at 12:47am on February 10th, 2008

   DUDE!!! FFR S ONLY 5 YEARS OLD!!! IT STARTED ON YOUTUBE!!!