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THIS SHYT IZ FUNNY Posted on: March 23, 2008, at 12:48:44pm When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! This is really funny!! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lol I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it. Men, repost this because you have balls... |
Posted at 2:45pm on March 24th, 2008
xD
Posted at 8:30am on March 28th, 2008
yo thats some funny shit bro
Posted at 8:00pm on April 9th, 2008
lmfao wow ur dumb !!
Posted at 10:17pm on April 19th, 2008
I lol'd but I wouldn't do something like that :P or call her a bitch behind her back xD
Posted at 7:30pm on April 24th, 2008
ahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 1:33pm on May 2nd, 2008
ohmy that was quite a story, something that i would do myself
Posted at 5:56pm on May 9th, 2008
so trying that out on my GF!
Posted at 3:56pm on May 12th, 2008
that was pretty funny but u shuldnt call a girl a bitch
Posted at 8:44pm on May 21st, 2008
it was kinda funny
Posted at 6:48pm on May 31st, 2008
lmao
Posted at 2:22pm on August 31st, 2008
lol
Posted at 2:19am on September 12th, 2008
LOL
Posted at 1:42pm on January 24th, 2009
lol
Posted at 7:58am on July 2nd, 2009
Dude, that's hilarious! xD
Posted at 11:42pm on February 20th, 2011
lol -likes-