So yeah, me. Im witty and perverted, and might as well just be a dude with tits. People often wrongly assume that Im a stuck up bitch whore thing, because Im moderately attractive. Wrong <3. Im a bit of a troll, and I sometimes take savage pleasure in others retarded failure when they deserve it. Other than that, Im just a nerd who loves to say penis way too much.

Tattoos, good humor, the internet, ITG, sleep, food, nerdage. You know, things that matter. XP.

I like a wide variety of things, but mostly modern rawk. Kidney Thieves, MSI, Shiny Toy Guns, Billy Talent, Rammstein, Hollywood Undead, Asking Alexandria. Good stuff.

Resident Evil, Silent Hill, The Dark Crystal, All teh Pokemanz, White Oleander, The Fourth Kind, Law Abiding Citizen, and pretty much every Disney movie known to man, especially the classics. Basically, Im a horror/thriller junkie, a sucker for great comedies, and lover of the occasional decent chick flick when Im feeling hormonal.